Yesterday I told you about some great cat gifts for the holidays — items that most of your humans can afford. But what if you’re a cat who doesn’t just perch on any old lap, but will only recline on the lap of luxury? I’ve got the perfect presents for you here! It’s been a long time since I’ve hunted down really unique kitty gifts, and I’m happy I can do it this year. Granted, it might take a lot of prodding (and maybe winning the lottery) for your human to spring for most of these items, but it’s nice to dream, isn’t it?
Lifelike Mature Large Cat Tree House
Why settle for a cat tree made out of carpet and sisal when you can have a for-real cat tree made out of… tree? In fact, this tree is even better than real because the trunk and branches are authentic, but the leaves are made of silk so they don’t get all dry and crumbly. The large cat tree house has several platforms and is perfect for a multi-cat household, although there may be some fights over who gets to hang out in the house at the bottom or the platform at the top. Each Cat Tree House is meticulously handcrafted, so this won’t get to your place in time for Christmas, but you can always wrap up a photograph of it for your cats to let them know of the cool gift that will be arriving in a few weeks!
Is it a litter box or is it a rocket ship? I’m still not sure, but the Litter-Robot is the kind of kitty commode that comes with bragging rights! It has all sorts of features that will thrill lazy humans — it is self-cleaning and supposedly there is no scooping necessary (although you never know with these electronic things). I just think it looks totally cool. While you are taking care of business, you can daydream that you are chasing mice on Mars or flying across the universe after a tasty bird!
What if you’re a more earthly feline who prefers to have your feet planted on terra firma? Here’s a patch of your very own. Okay, it is not wholly authentic — the grass is synthetic so that your human can easily wash it, and unlike real dirt, there is a drainage system for “simple disposal.” Why should your human buy a plain-old $15 plastic litter box when she can spend over $100 to give you that refreshing feeling of relieving yourself in the great outdoors?
If you already think you are a cat that has everything — think again! At nearly 6 feet long and 4 feet tall, this massive piece of cat furniture is almost as big as the ship it was named after, and it is probably a lot more sturdy! Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet never had it so good! They did not have all those play tunnels and portholes to play in. If you have always dreamed of traveling the seven seas (or however many there are) but didn’t want to risk getting wet, this is the toy for you. You will go down with the ship, but live to tell the tale! This is another custom-made item that won’t be ready in time for December 25, but it is certainly worth waiting for!
What fun ideas for the rich folks to give their cat who has everything. Sadly I don’t think I will be getting much more that traditional cat toys, because my humans seem to like to spend their money on my human siblings, thinking I don’t notice. That cat tree thing looks awesome. Maybe one day when my Dad is retired he can make something like that. He made a great sturdy scratching post in years past.
Thanks for your support about my single nip leaf.
Ayla and Iza says
Now THAT is a cat tree!
These are awesome cat gifts and I know one lucky cat who might have to have that robot litter box! Maybe then she will stop picking on the dog.
Those are great! I really like the litter box. To have a self-cleaning litter box…one can only dream. I know our cats would go nuts for the tree house and the Titanic. Although, Koko is so (how can I say this) ample, that he would probably get stuck in one of the portholes 🙂
Raymond and Busby says
Wow, thanks for the gift guide Sparkle! We don’t think we will be getting any of those things, but it was fun to see them. We saw that fake grass pee thing in a catalog over the weekend. We think it would get pretty stinky. Well, Mom thinks it would get pretty stinky. We think cat pee smells great!
Spitty the Kitty says
Ha ha ha! That Kitty Robot thing looks terrifying! And let’s not even TALK about the Titanic!
Now that is what I call a cat tree, really, that is a cat tree if I ever saw one!
Eric and Flynn says
The cat tree is wonderful, but how do we persuade our mum that we need one?
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie says
Mom almost fell over when she saw the price of that tree!!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
CCL Wendy says
Wow! You’re not kidding these are gifts for the cat who has everything! Especially that Titanic playhouse! I can’t think of too many folks who would have room for something like that, though — except maybe for the Katnip Lounge.
I always worry that most of these things won’t accommodate Dante and his large size.
Thanks for the ideas, though — they’re simply mahvelous!
I was thinking the same thing about the Titanic… not about Dante specifically, but that the portholes and tunnels looked like they would be fine for a small cat like me, but that they might be too small for bigger kitties.
Ginger Jasper says
Now they are what I call presents and that tree wow.. HUgs GJ xx
George Clooney says
Wow, can I just say “Wow”! Now theese are in a league of their own…Maybe I’ll scratch Daisy’s “warm” cat bed off my Christmas list and “up the ante” a bit with one of theese ones…Hmmm, you got a guy thinking Sparkle!
Dash Kitten says
GOOD GRIEF!! Mum I want the Titanic…………………
Amy & The House of Cats says
Oh those are cool! We have to remember those for when mom is super rich someday! We don’t know if we would like the grass potty area though – that looks like something our doggie cousins might like better! But that litter robot is super cool!
I though it was more for dogs too, but apparently this one is for cats. Maybe it would be good for a cat who used to be feral, or who was formerly a mostly-outdoor kitty.
The Island Cats says
We want the cat tree!!! NOW!!!
Toby & Leia says
That kitteh tree is amazing. Maybe some day.. 🙂
Katnip Lounge says
We want a Titanic!
However, we’ll stick to our Daddy for litterbox duties, he’s a super-scooper.
Cats of Wildcat Woods says
Cool gift ideas. One of Mom’s pet sitting customers had a litter robot and it was col altho mom had a tough time trying to clean it!
As long as humans realize they can’t completely get out of cleaning those electronic litter boxes, they are pretty cool. We have one electronic litter box here, which the other two cats use, and one regular, which I use – I like to see my human work a little harder for my comfort!
Boris Kitty says
OMC I want a Titanic to play on!
*runs off to tell ma humanz*
Great guide fanks.
I am thinking these would be for VERY spoiled cats. And the tree looks good enough to munch
Cathy Keisha says
I told the peeps I need one of those trees but they REFUSE to get me one. They said they’d be getting a real tree soon but I couldn’t climb it. Now I want one of those boats too!
Boris Kitty says
Ma humanz said no to da titanic too *sad kitteh*
We love the kitty cat loo! HA HA!!
Buddy Lola Tigger says
We love those fancy cat trees, but can’t afford them, so my dad built us one…it looks like a burnt out trailer on wheels compared to the ones here. We love it though!
I still think it was very nice of your human to make you one with his own hands… sometimes it’s the thought that counts.
We’d love to have that cat tree! The Titanic cat condo is a little odd though. It’s amazing what beans think up and expect us to like.
Cat's Cats says
Holy cow that cat tree is amazing!!!
When we win the lottery…some day!
I have always wanted a real tree cat tree.
These is all so lovely!!! Mes can’t choose….Mes wants them all, and I should have them too! After alls Me is a Queen!
Wow! The gifts are all great! Although, if I had to choose, I would pick the Sinking Titanic Cat Condo.
Thank you again for the calendar. I love it!
Hannah and Lucy says
We love all of those items but the bestest is the cat tree although we expect we would still squabble about who sits where!!
Max the Quilt Cat says
Wow… Sparkle… great gift suggestions. I like the tree the best, but they are all great.
Fraidy Cats says
Yow! The kitty Titanic is pawsome! We absolutely love those life-like cat trees…some day…
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie
Fuzzy Tales says
OMC, that cat tree is amazing! We don’t even want to know how much it costs. Probably into four digits — before the decimal point!
For some of those gifts, you need unlimited space as well as unlimited money. I can’t imagine where we that Titanic condo. Although I like the litter robot.
That cat tree house is fabulous. I love it! Sammy would love it!
Now all I need is the space for it 😉
I wonder if a cat can win the lottery. Great gifts – thanks for letting me know how the other half lives.
Mr Puddy says
Wow ! lot of good gift. I like the cat tree house : )
we love LUNA says
OMIGOD, that cat tree is a DREAM!
Thanks for sharing all good hints, these gifts are unique!
purrs and love