Cyber Cat-Human Monday! 9 Awesome Gifts for Cat Loving Humans

I hope you have already looked at my holiday cat gift suggestions. If there is any money left over after you have shopped for your kitties, then you will want to check out the cool items below that are perfect for any human cat lover! These also have my paw of approval (providing you have already purchased gifts for your cats).

My Books
Yes, my two books are cat-to-cat advice only, but I have found that they help humans understand life through a cat’s eyes. Plus they contain lots of great photos of me and my roommates — and my human is an award-winning cat photographer! Even better, both books are available on paper or in Kindle format! Do you want eBook format instead? You can get my second book as an eBook on Barnes and Noble.
My 2012 Wall Calendar
Make sure your human remembers important dates like your birthday and/ or gotcha day with my beautiful, all-new 2012 wall calendar! Each month features a different photo of my Somali good looks, laid out on a stunning backdrop — it’s almost like having 12 months of wall art! As a bonus, you get my Credo — 10 rules for cats and humans to live by — on the back!

Control A Cat Remote
Here is a gift that every human will want to have: whenever their kitties are misbehaving, all they have to do is point this device at them, push the appropriate button and… nothing happens! That is because the Control A Cat Remote is powered by wishful thinking, no batteries required. Eight out of 10 humans said their cat paid no attention whatsoever (the other two humans must have had too many holiday beverages).

Kit-Cat Clock
Did you know that 2012 is the Kit-Cat Clock’s 80th anniversary? The famous clock is even going to be featured in the 2012 Rose Parade! With such big news, your human must have a Kit-Cat Clock. If she does not already have one, it is criminal! This is the classic black clock, with the moving eyes and tail. It goes with literally any decor. Don’t let your human be left out!

Cat-Opoly
Like the game Monopoly, only better because it involves cats instead of boring money and houses! Your human can buy her favorite cats, collect litter boxes and trade them in for fishbones, and win everything in the center of the board if she lands on Catnip! But watch out — she may need to pay a dog tax or fall in water and lose turns! You kitties can join in too by knocking the pieces off the board and making the humans lose their place.

Emergency Meow Button
Have you ever thought about what pain your human may be going through when they are out of town on business or a vacation, or if you have to stay at the vet’s overnight and they cannot hear your voice? This Emergency Meow Button solves that problem — whenever your human needs some kitty energy, she just pushes the button and it meows! She can hang it on a wall or set it on a flat surface. I recommend that she keeps on by the bed so she can push it at 4 AM, around the time you would normally be hounding her for breakfast.

Catnip and Wheat Grass Sprouting Houses
You may be wondering why I am featuring this on the human gift page instead of the cat gift page. Easy! Judging from all the Garden Thursday posts, it’s obvious that most of your humans enjoy growing things almost as much as we kitties do! These sprouting kits are designed to start inside, and then be planted outside when the weather is right. This is a win-win gift: your humans get the pleasure of growing something and you get to enjoy the results!

Ty Chic Kitty Purse
Everyone will know your human loves cats when she is out and about with this hot pink kitty purse slung over her arm! It has two metallic handles and a zipper on the back for easy carrying and wallet storage. This is a fashion statement every cat lover will want to make. It’s only 11″ long, and its small size makes it perfect for either cocktail parties, or shopping at the local pet store — how versatile!

Large Standing Bengal Tiger
Kitties, does your human have everything? Well, actually she doesn’t unless she has this 41″ high by 70″ long plush Bengal tiger! Its coat is meticulously cut and hand-trimmed, and colored especially by human artisans. Amazing craft goes into the making of this tiger, so I suggest you sneak into your human’s wallet and take out that plastic card right now. It only costs a nickel under one thousand dollars, so I am sure she will not notice — and she will be so grateful to see it on her doorstep!

Disclosure: The above links are affiliate links, which means I get a small commission if you click on them and shop at the sites I have linked to. Hey, I need to earn money for my own holiday shopping!