Humans are an unpredictable species and it’s hard to figure out how best to train and manipulate them. To make it easier for my feline readers, I’ve created a quiz that will tell you what kind of human you have — and how best to cope with her. Just answer the simple questions below, and all will be revealed!
(Note: For brevity’s sake, I have referred to humans as “she,” although yours may be a he. Either gender, this still applies.)
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Well maybe my human is obsessed with me. But that is because I am a special needs kitty. I have asthma and seizures and have a heart murmur all of which requires hundreds of dollars in medications and constant monitoring to make sure I am ok. She is also a firefighter who works 24 hour shifts and I miss her when she is gone and my “dad” has to put up with the fact I cry by the window for her and keep him up all night sometimes. So I think I am the needy one and just pass the blame onto her. She is a good mom who puts me first. She got a bad score here and I just wanted to say how amazing she really is. I have no idea what I would do without her. Meow! Love, Kiki
Yep, our servant is another of the “humans who loves cats too much” — and that includes you and your furmates, sweetie <3
MOL! We are not surprised that our mom got “The Human Who Loves Cats Too Much.” She tries to leave us alone when we nap, but sometimes she just “can’t help it!”
Yeah, my human, Cathi. She’s far too needy. She picks me up and squeezes me and kisses me at the weirdest (well, at all) times. I love her though and on occasion I’d share her bed and purr when she strokes me because I know she loves that stuff. Thanks for the quiz, Sparkle! It really gave me some good insight into my human Mom. xx
I think my cats over the years would all laugh at the Perfect Human result! I try to be as good of Mom as can be, but am far from perfect. I think I scored higher on certain ones due to circumstance– having two special needs ladycats the past 11 years made it a necessity to keep track of what they ate, when they ate, what was in it, etc. In addition we spent so much time together during the times that their illness was not good, that you really get to know a lot about reading their body language and communication. Overall though, this was a fun and informative quiz Sparkle, and got me thinking.
I do think you are amongst the most intelligent, pawesome, beautiful ladycats I have ever seen. Purrs of love to you and your sisters.
I demand a re-count! It says that I am too “needy”—but what is a PET for if you can’t PET them???! criminy.
Nothing new under the moon over here I already knew that my mom-person is The Human Who Loves Cats Too Much
XOXO
hehehe this is funny,xx Speedy