I have some very exciting news for you today! I am going into high finance! I read this week about all the troubles a digital currency called Bitcoin has been having. One of the biggest Bitcoin exchanges, Mt. Gox, went offline and Bitcoin-holding humans may have lost millions of dollars! Add in the the possibility that Bitcoin could be used for black market activities, and I thought to myself, “We cats can do this so much better!” So I have invented my very own digital currency especially for cats! We rule the internet already, so we should be in charge of the currency, right? So here it is, the kitty currency that will change digital finance forever:
Nipcoin is the money that all cats will want! Seriously, do you really want a bunch of silly green papers? Binga doesn’t!
The new Nipcoin currency will have real value because each unit will be worth a set amount of catnip!
That’s right — unlike Bitcoin, and for that matter, modern U.S. currency, we are on a strict Nip Standard! If you hold a certain amount of Nipcoins in your virtual Nip Mousie, you can rest assured that there is actual catnip standing behind what you are holding!
The great thing about using catnip as a currency is that there is constantly new nip growing! Unlike gold, catnip is self-perpetuating! That way, if a kitty invests wisely, she can easily become a Nipcoin millionaire both virtually and actually! And since only cats will be allowed to buy and invest with Nipcoins, the possibility of Ponzi schemes or black market abuse is practically nil! That is because, unlike humans, we kitties are not (too) greedy!
This new currency is liquid, secure, private — and best of all, it smells good!
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I am definitely getting on this train! Pure genius! How do I get in? My mousiebank awaits
You are the sharp one Sparkle! And LOL Binga and all her bills!!!
What a great idea!!
Sign mes up!
What a purrfect currency!
Kisses
Nellie
Brilliant Sparkle, just brilliant!
Oh , I lOVE LOVE LOVE your idea about Nipcoins !!
It will work way better than the stoopid humans Bitcoin´s
XOXO
Great idea, Sparkle!
Sparkle, you are a genius!! Oooh! And it spreads like a “vires” too 🙂 I’m growing standard nip in the garden xx
oh great, now all Jack can talk about is nipcoin..
sounds like a great idea Sparkle,xx SPeedy
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. *snort drool*
Fantastic idea
We’re SO in! Where to we buy???
Too funny!
Not greedy, you say? This kitteh wants ALL the nip. After I find out what a Ponzi scheme is, I’m in. BTW, is there a meaning behind the crosses in the logo?
Of course there’s a meaning! It means my human was too lazy to figure out how to properly put dollar signs on an “N.”
My kitties think that’s a great idea.
Sparkle, you’re brillant ! Purrs
BOL!!! Too funny!!!! I’m in for the kitty currency! My cats would love it! haha! Nip is always purrrfect!
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Sparkle, you’re too late, a Japanese co. snapped up the URL in January and is trading.
We love this idea Sparkle!
Sparkle, you are BRILLIANT! Nipcoins are the perfect currency for cats!
Sounds like a good place for a goat terrorist. Bwamaaaahahahaha
Sparkle, you are so smart! Nipcoin is such a brilliant idea!
hmmm…..we may have to get in on the ground floor of this one 🙂
I like this idea…
Nip NEVER goes out of style. Where do I get some? -Crepes
I love the name, it’s perfect! Bitcoin sounds like something a dog would want.
Sounds like a great idea!
We’d be on board with Nipcoin too. 🙂
Do you think our vet could be paid in Nipcoin? (Our human wishes!)
And tastes even better! Yeowl, only a cat could come up with such a pawtastic idea. Mom says, however, that if Binga doesn’t want those green papers, she could send them to us! Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Sparkle you are brilliant!!! Nipcoin…is it worth more if it is fresh?
Hugs madi your bfff
Love it, Sparkle!
Count us in : )
Just don’t expect Waffles to be able to count.
Brilliant idea Sparkle, I’m ready for a spending spree!
Sounds great to us!
Sparkle, leave it to you to come up with a better idea!
Nip coins?! Count us in, Sparkle. 😀 OTOP, Meowma says if Binga doesn’t want all of that green paper, she could find a use for it. 😉
purrs,
Jasmine, Joey, Eddie & Rosie
Sparkle, that is such a good idea. We vote for that kind of monies. Take care.
We think that the nipcoin is going to be used wisely.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
What a pawsome concept! Count us in.
Currency that’s self-perpetuating, smells good, & is intoxicating! Yay!
Mmmmmmm, nipcoin 😉
We like currency that smells good!
We like nip too!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure,JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie