As we get closer to Cat World Domination Day (also my birthday), I thought you kitties might enjoy this list of things that prove World Domination is already ours. You know all this, of course, but I wanted to give you a chance to glory in it:
1. The internet. We are all over it.
2. Laps. We decide to sleep on them and it renders humans immobile.
3. Cat strollers. Not that all of us would want to have one, but the very fact that they exist proves that humans will go the extra mile to serve us.
4. How many commercials have you heard in the past six months or so that refer to watching “cute cat videos?” It seems like every time I turn around, there’s a new one. Cars, medical insurance, we’re taking over their advertising!
5. The “crazy cat lady” thing. Humans try to use it against us, which is only proof that they are running scared. The idea of large numbers of cats in one place threatens their false sense of control.
6. We don’t need opposable thumbs because we have convinced humans to do our bidding. Clearly, the thumb thing is highly overrated.
7. There is actually no such thing as a cat trainer. These so-called cat trainers merely find out what we cats enjoy doing and give us treats for doing it! That’s what I call a win-win. I’m sure the human servant to the Rock Cats will agree with me.
8. We inspire worship merely by napping in a sunbeam.
And the most telling…
9. The litter box. We pee and poop, and the humans take care of the rest.
Any others you’d care to name?
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Excellent points. Don’t forget we got them buying mucho expensive food and toys for us when they can’t afford luxuries for themselves.
Yup, those are good proofs that CATS ROOL!
No arguing with that. it sums it up purrfectly.
You are definitely right. The Internet certainly does love cats. I always figure the Internet will eventually be taken over by cats.
We can purr. That pretty much trumps anything the Humans got.
yep…given the litter box detail..I say we not only RULE…we totally ROCK!!! We don’t even have to take the peeps on a “walkie”…no action on part but “pee and poop” and the peeps do the rest!…NICE!
Yep, you guys rule the world. Sigh.
Dear Sparkle,
Those 9 are pawsome! Me particularly like #9!
Kisses
Nellie
PS me has posted your badge!
We are in complete agreement! We just have to be, and everything is handed to us.
Completely true, and stated elegantly as only you can, Miss S.
Oh yes Sparkle
We rule the entire world!!
–hahahaha–
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
It’s an impressive list Sparkle! Of course you’re right!
You hit the nail on the head, dear Sparkle! No truer words have ever been spoken!
Oh Sparkle it’s all true!!!!
Nope, I still disagree. There are more goats than cats in the world….MAAAAAA to the world.
I voted for you again.
Seriously, your logic is irrefutable, dear Sparkle. When will the other species just admit the truth?
I love all topics!
That was one great list Sparkle!!!
They also spend *millions* on us!
Sparkle, we’d like to add that they take care of the “business” end for us too! You know, when a *whispers* poop goes terribly wrong.
Yes, I think we are ahead in the domination game, aren’t we?
true – about the opposable thumb thing – since we humans do everything for you already. You have no idea how well trained I am – even by the stray outdoor cats never mind the spoiled indoor ones!
LOL your list is purfect!! Kitties do dominate the world and humans are totall under their control 🙂
That’s a pretty comprehensive list Sparkle! The last one made us giggle!
we do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, you think you tell US what to do…we control YOU
All very true, Sparkle!
Also, our humans, for some reason we do not understand, like to keep doors closed. Well, when we meow from outside, they hurry to open the door for us!
Purrs
Sparkle, we think you pretty much covered them all! Cats will always rule!
Well, I know that I certainly dominate the world of my house! Does that count?
those are good one – but we think mom should keep her thumbs to get the gooshy fud cans open….
We are sure that we dominate the world Sparkle – and don’t we do it well!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Cats rule…everybuddy else drools.
Those are some mighty good reasons why we certainly are ruling the world. Love the one about the litter box. We do like being in charge. Take care.
You make some fine arguments Sparkle. We do indeed rule the world.