In 2011 and 2013, Sparkle made some New Year’s resolutions for her human. I was going to carry on this tradition for 2015, but Binga just told me that Sparkle gave her the job of doing New Year’s resolutions. I don’t know if I believe her. Do you? Anyhow, I figured I had better let her do it. You know how torties get when you try to tell them no.
Oh, and she says the resolutions are for everybody in the house. Except for herself.
1. From now on, I get treats before and after the dog gets walked, not just after. But just me, not the pipsqueak.
2. If my human is late getting up to feed me, I am allowed to bite her on the nose as punishment.
3. Boodie must let me taste her food, even if it’s same food as I have in my dish and I haven’t finished my dinner.
4. No more late dinners! Feed me promptly at 6 PM. Oh, and I guess the other cats too.
5. All new catnip toys must be given to me to pass my inspection first, and I decide if any other cat gets to play with them.
6. If the pipsqueak is doing a photo session, I am allowed to interrupt it, and no griping from her or the photographer.
7. I can do anything I want, so everyone had better stop complaining.
I’m not so sure these are in the real spirit of New Year’s resolutions. But whatever.
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Binga, you sure know how to make a new year’s resolution! I like #4 especially 🙂
Binga–we-love-you!
All-of-those-resolutions-are-very-good.
XXXOOO
Binga!
Does are terrific reser…reserb…reserbloo…DEMANDS.
Toffee
This list definitely has that Binga-esque quality to it. We love you Binga!
Binga, your resolutions are spot on. Love, Lexy.
That Binga – she is something else!
Maybe the human could put something on her nose like bitter apple, if she wants to sleep in.
I like Binga’s photo bomb with tongue out in the last picture.
Aw we missed this at New Year’s! Binga, you’re a riot!
Purrz!
Selina
You are so funny Binga! Happy New Year to you!
Today, Tsunami was resting peacefully on the dining room table and the very Naughty Magellan came up between the chairs – reached up his paws – and began blindly swatting at his head for no good reason, other than that he could! Somehow reading your resolutions brought that incident to mind!
Binga rules with an iron paw!
I haven’t made any New Year’s resolutions, but those all work for me!
Some brilliant resolutions!!
Can’t argue with torties. Mom discovered that with our Sunday Selfies post. We’ve written our resolutions. We are hoping Mom’s going to put them on our sidebar tomorrow. XOCK, Kitties Blue
You go Binga! Dinner at 6 or else…
MOL, MOL!!
Love those! Even if maybe Summer didn’t…we can almost hear Binga mewing those to her furmily…OMC!
Happy Mew Year to all!
MOL MOL! That sounds like tuxietude to us!!!!
Happy New Year to all of you! I think Binga’s resolutions may be slightly biased.
Happy New Year,xx Speedy
Happy New Year to all of you. We are late catching up… We all slept really late.
You know Summer, Binga sounds like a lot of cats I know…….
Phoebe
GOOOOOOOO BINGA!!!! 👏
(Sienna the Tortie)
These resolutions seem perfectly fine for Binga. For Binga.
Copy. Paste.
… these are PURR-fect, Binga!!!
Happy New Year from all of us!
We wish you a wonderful 2015 filled with love, laughter and wand toys.
xo
Katie, Waffles & Glogirly
Binga!!!! Finally! It is YOUR TURN to call the shots. And this is a most excellent opening salvo. You’re on a roll, girlfriend! Don’t stop now.
Wait. Did Binga and Faraday collaborate on those??????
Whatever works! Happy New Year to you!!
Oh Binga!! You are so cool! There is just me at Home!
Your TX furiend,
Samantha
Great resolutions, Binga! I like your spunk!
Happy New Year to you all!