Today, I have a treat for you of dubious value! As you know, tomorrow is “National Answer Your Cat’s Question Day.” This is a day when you can ask your humans anything you want and they are supposed to answer! Well, I have decided (without her consent) to volunteer my human to answer any questions any of you kitties might have! Seriously, ask her anything and if you are a cat, she will have to give you an answer tomorrow!*
Any questions asked before midnight Pacific Time tonight will be answered! Let’s see what you’ve got for her — and no softballs!
* I am not saying her answers will be any good.
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I’m not a cat, but I’ll be interested to see the questions and answers.
Me..Baby Tali is late for bed tonights..so I wants to know how come if the treats is for us kittehs..why doesn’t we has 24 hour access to them treats?? Huh Miss Sparkle’s Lady Human??
I was wondering? Where do kittens come from? 😐
♥Pasha
HAHAHA!!!! That’s a good one Pasha!
(the shelter)
How can we convince our mom we’re responsible enough to get pet mice? We promise to keep a close eye on them and lick them clean.
Why do our humans not feed us some of those yummy things we see and smell in our coldbox? Just a taste, would be good!
Mindy
Moe
Cookie
Mike
Those are some mighty good questions being asked. We want to know why Lisbeth doesn’t like Astrid anymore? Though not siblings, they were both raised by Lisbeth’s mommy and were inseparable when they moved in with us. But now they don’t like each other 👿 AT ALL. We don’t know if your mommy can answer that, Sparkle, but we know neither we nor our mommy can figure it out. We suggest not accepting any UPS or USPS deliveries for a few days! 😉 Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Hmmm, my question is why does people say No all the time?
Kisses
Nellie
Ooh, how fun! Our questions are:
1. Why do the humans ration our food?
2. Why can’t you just leave the faucet running 24/7 (you KNOW we love playing in it)?
Hugs and headbonks,
Moosey, Gracie and Zoe
Do Sparkle and Binga and Boodie ever play together? Is Boodie the calm, collected peaceful one? Why does Sparkle talk so mean about Binga?
What about goats? Why do you forget the goats?
Can I maaaaa a question?
Why do the cats dig around in my pen? What is up with that?
Human, since you work for Sparkle (like my human works for me) please make a case for why Sparkle should continue to give you the honor of letting you work for her? Meow and Namaste! ~ Pippy the Feline Yogini
Allie: (rats, Katie beat me here…)
Oh Sparkle, that UPS delivery is for a matched set of cats (in temperament, not looks). I’m sure Waffles won’t mind us *oof!* squeezing *ooof!* Faraday in *move OVER, Brat!* alongside him!
There, no trouble at all.
From Snickers: Why doesn’t my mommy want me to go outside even if it is cold?
From Reese: Why can’t I go on the table?
From Miss Skittles: Why do the other cats pick fights with me? I want to be left alone!!
Bambino: Why did Mom take me to the cat torture place when I already wasn’t feeling good?
Oja: Why does Mom keep bringing stinky boycats home?
Spyro: Why can’t I have all the treats I want?
Rocio: Why don’t Oja and Horus like me:
Horus: Why can’t I sit in Mom’s lap all the time?
Julius: Why does the Lady keep trying to get close to me when she knows I’m afraid of her?
Why do my kitties think they have to give me a wake up call when I have my own alarm clock?
Sue, that is a HUMAN question! Only kitties can ask questions today.
As my cats say OMC. Sorry was so tired I read it wrong. LOL. Thanks Sparkle.
We meant besides working for you, not because. Our mommy has been up too early, worked too long and has used up her brain cells for the week.
I didn’t read all the other comments so forgive me if I repeat one. Which of Sparkle, Boodie and Binga has the best singing voice at 3 am?
We want to ask your human what she enjoys doing because working for you Sparkle? And that doesn’t include exercise since we know she likes doing that but something outside of the house or that would surprise us.
Why do you keep removing my fur after I have gone to all the trouble to put it there in the first place?
MOL
My questions concern scratching:
Why can’t I lie on my back & scratch the under side of the bed?
Why can’t I scratch boxes in the middle of the night? I’m not tired then!
BTW, The Girl came home this weekend, and she was STILL watching the videos with the 2 engineers. She has worked her way up to the cat yodeling ones.
Oh yay, we love asking your humans questions:
Do any kitties sleep with you? If not, which kitty would you want to sleep with you?
Which kitty likes the bf more than you?
Which kitty misbehaves the most?
When did you realize you were a cat person?
Thanks
I want to know who really is the BOSS for your human ?
Do you believe in cats on other planets?
This will be GREAT!!!
Ok, Sparkle… here goes. Please ask your human if she would rather I send Waffles to to your house via UPS or Fed Ex. I am more than happy to pay extra for early morning delivery.
Thank you,
Katie
Why do humans think that cats want different food everyday? Why don’t they understand that kitties like what they like and unlike humans, variety is not the spice of their lives.
I want to know if the house was decorated around Sparkle. It matches so well! – Crepes.
That is cool Sparkle! Incan’t wait to see some of the answers!
The only questions my kitties have is : “When do we eat ?” 😛
Why did you replace the living room furniture with this stuff? I had it all worked in! How do you expect me to sleep on the top of this couch? It is much too narrow for my liking! And why is my comforter on the floor now? This is my room! Why didn’t you consult me? And why did you change the dining room chairs at the same time. It’s caused me to find a whole new route to the window. And will you PLEASE tell me why you won’t spend all your time with me in MY room as I ask??? What’s so great about that den anyway??? What is a good kitty to do???
Whoa – you already have good questions. Why do humans think their kitties are far when they themselves are fat? Along with that, why does the cat have to go on the diiet and the humans not? Hmmmmm!
Why do I gravitate every day to the places my mom says I shouldn’t be? Ergo, atop the modem and atop the external HD she uses for storage and atop the UPS big box on the floor? What’s the deal? They are warm. Now she has figured out baffles to keep me off! Airy basket-like things!
Do cats really make friends with other cats and keep them??
Looks like you have some good questions.
Take care.
Oh yes! We love this!
Pekka – where are all the mousies ?
Mirsku – I want to know why my nickname is ‘fatboy’
Aila – I want to know why the mancats are mean
Punapippuri- I want to know why girlcats are meanies.
Sampo – why does Äiti have to move so often when I want her lap.
Seppo – why don’t I have fur ?
Sampo – where are the girlcats?
Thank you!!!!!
We wanna know why the humans annoy us with the flashy box so much. Sheesh.
We wonder if you ought to have a hidden microphone Sparkle so you can whisper the correct answers in her ear.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
You’ll have to help her …
That’s generous of you to share your human on Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day.
Our question is…..why do humans think they have to ration treats? Treats are made to be enjoyed!!
The Florida Furkids
Sparkle, we agree that humans tend to be vague sometimes with their answers :/
Question : Do you have the kitties sleeping on the bed with you?
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure,JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie