Today, I have a treat for you of dubious value! As you know, tomorrow is “National Answer Your Cat’s Question Day.” This is a day when you can ask your humans anything you want and they are supposed to answer! Well, I have decided (without her consent) to volunteer my human to answer any questions any of you kitties might have! Seriously, ask her anything and if you are a cat, she will have to give you an answer tomorrow!*
Any questions asked before midnight Pacific Time tonight will be answered! Let’s see what you’ve got for her — and no softballs!
* I am not saying her answers will be any good.