It’s almost time to vote for Cat Ruler of the World, and while my campaign may not be as flashy as some other kitties’, I think you will agree it has been consistent, honest, and founded on a solid platform of improving the lives of cats everywhere (and especially improving the lives of the cats at Tabby’s Place). Oh, but I could not resist spending some of my campaign budget on a few billboards.
What? You say you saw similar billboards that were advertising a movie? Pretty crafty, isn’t it? I snuck in subliminal advertising for my campaign at no expense to me! I only bought and strategically placed a few billboards with my own photo on it, knowing that the rest would make you think of me! I think this is a good indication of my ability to use funds wisely. If I had already been Cat Ruler of the World, the worldwide recession would never have happened. We would have had a surplus instead, meaning extra nip and cat trees all around!
Gosh, efurry day I feel more and more gullible for selling my vote for those brass ones. You sure they’re not going to work, Sparkle? If it were just Katie I’d be double-crossing I might shift my support to you, but I’m a-skeered of CK.
Thank you for your prompt reply – that is impressive in a politician! And your assurance King Spitty is confined to barracks is most welcome. We of course welcome him in Kiimamaa, but it’s his ambition on other places we worry about. No Finnish girlcat will be safe. Äiti supports blind cat rescue but we have the ultimate say, so you have our vote. Good luck with the contest. Our paws are crossed.
We are very impressed by your campaign Sparkle, and we were not going to get involved in all this politicking but maybe we will vote for you. But can you give us a commitment that you will keep King Spitty firmly in the borders of the USA and stop him from trying to be cat ruler of the world ?
Great billboards! Me also likes your road signs! Me made sure to puts one of Austin’s right beside them.
Kisses
Nellie
Sparkle, you are on top of the world!
I am definitely voting for you Tabby’s Place, Sparkle =^.^=
Purrs
That billboard is definitely awesome Sparkle!
Gronk and Izzie
Uhm, hopefully your campaign is more interesting than the movie….
All the best, Sparkle 😉 It’s been a good campaign xox
Awesome billboard Sparkle, your beauty inspires!
Your advertising is pawesome Sparkle! You have beauty, intelligence, an obedient human, a great cause and gorgeous sisfurs so we think you’re a winner already!
Why Sparkle you do shine!
We love your billboards and they are very meaningful.
We sometimes feel you’ve got to look a little harder and get past the glitz and glamour and examine what defines a campaign. Then let it speak to your heart and…MIND!
purrs
>^,,^<
✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.
PeeSs
Thank you for your kind thoughts during my little set back.
I am hiding right now.
Sparkle, we believe in you 100%!
The Poupounette Gang
That is such a great billboard Sparkle and we love your Shelter, Tabby’s Place. We may not be able to vote since it is such a hard choice, Darn it all. You have done such a good job campaigning.
Good luck to ya.
That billboard is awesome, Sparkle!
Just be happy your email, blog website isn’t hosted by Godaddy like ours, Glogirly’s etc. It down for thousands and somebody needs to organize a pussy riot!
Go Sparkle, go!
Sparkle, I just KNEW that you were up to something when Glogirly & Gloman came home from the movies yesterday. I bet they saw you on the big screen!
: ) Good luck my friend and fellow candidate. When the banners come down and the confetti is swept away, it’s the shelters and the kitties that WIN. And that is all that matters.
xo, Katie
Love the BIllboard! All the cat-idates have such great graphic design skills. We wish we knew how to do that to help us get more kitties adopted!
Well Sparkle I did what I could for my friends. It is very hard when there are two good friends and two (well 6) very deserving shelters. At least all of the shelters will get some benefit from this great contest.
sparkle thatz a grate billboard but trooly, aren’t ya kinda scared bein up that high; we R glad itz a burd free sky ther….that could leed ta sum seer ee iz trubull….
Oh I love your billboard!
I always believe in you dear Sparkle!
Sparkle I LIKE your STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those are a lot of promises, Sparkle. Can you keep them? Why not just pawty with us instead or at least send Dot over for some fun. xoxo
Oh Sparkle you are so clever!!!! LOVE your billboards 🙂
Sparkle – you sure are clever and resourceful!! And Simba, what a sweetheart you are, donating to all the causes!!
What a great billboard Sparkle – we think you will stand up firmly for your beliefs.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
We have decided to vote at the last minute, hoping for great negative ads!
Sparkle, your billboard is fabulous.
Since the voting is going to be so hard, because we really wish all of you could win, Mom has decided to make a donation to each of the rescue organizations anyway.
We so hope you win. All the candidates are wonderful, but we feel you would be the most effective.
We think you’re pretty smart, Sparkle! This is gonna be a very difficult vote!