June is going to be a very exciting month for all kitties! And not just because June 24 is my birthday. It is actually a very special birthday for me because I am going to be 10!
Unfortunately, my human did not have anything fabulous to give me this year because she can’t afford the kind of cat tree I deserve, and she already got me a new house in 2006. So she thought very hard for a long time about how to make my birthday special, and she finally figured it out — she made my tenth birthday exceptional by declaring it:
Cat World Domination Day!
So not only do I get to celebrate my turning 10 on June 24, I also get to declare victory because we cats have taken over the world!
I know that some of you think we already have achieved World Domination, but it’s not official until there’s a day for it — and now there is! I even have graphics for it in three sizes — grab one if you want and display it proudly!
I will have several updates this month to let you know what is going to happen now that we have officially achieved World Domination, and what to expect on Cat World Domination Day (i.e., my birthday). It is going to be great!
Layla Morgan Wilde (Cat Wisdom 101.com) says
We pinned this and say, let the celebrations begin!
Noir the Texas Tabby says
I LOVE it!! Gee, Ms. Sparkle—my birthday is in June too—on the 12th. OK, so I’m a little younger than you–but aren’t we really simpatico? 🙂
PS. I want a cat tree too. My human says I just need to look out the window at all the trees I want…..
Oh My Cod! who knew a cat could declare a global domination day?? Well, actually, now that I think about it…why not! Cats Rule! Efurrybody knows that! HUH?! And on your B-Day…totally doubly nice! High Paw Pumps to you Mr Sparkle! We will drop by on your B-Day but Mom and Dad are doing whole day volunteering at fundraising event for my former shelter Contra Costa Humane Society…I will stay home…it is for dogs and dog walking…whew, dodged that bullet, I mean, errr, ummm….I’ll stay home to guard the house Mom, Ok?
Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) says
Ooh, that sounds like a GREAT day! We will be sure ta celebrate it (but remind us a coupla days before).
Pricilla - Famous SpokesGoat says
I’m sorry Sparkle but it’s us GOATS that are going to take over the world.
We might let you cats have some administrative roles…..
Ryker's Boyz 'n' Allie says
Maxwell: DUDE! Count us in!
Allie: Max, you do NOT call a girl Dude.
Maxwell: uh…well….DUDETTE! We’ll be there!
June 24th?? That’s already a long weekend around these parts, so we’ll all be free to celebrate. Or sleep through it. Either way, we’re down with that!
Spitty the Kitty says
Uh, not June 124. June 24. My secretary is a lame typist.
Spitty the Kitty says
Do you know what makes this day even MORE special? For one year, probably around 1959 or so, June 24 was the HUMAN’s birfday too.
Let me explain: My poor Human was born on December 24. And don’t get her started on what a crappy birthday that is because you will just NEVER be able to shut her up (You’re not special, No one cares that it’s your birthday, You only get one present, ad nauseam–you get the picture). Well! When she was 8 or 9, her mother took pity on her and said, You can pick a day–ANY day in the whole year, and we will declare it your birthday and you can have a party and it will be special and yada yada yada.
So the Human picked June 124 because it was the halfway point.
But you know what? It wasn’t her birthday, and the party was ho-hum and it wasn’t special because it wasn’t her birthday.
So she went back to her crappy birthday.
Why did I tell you this long boring story? I forget. Sorry.
This is the best way to celebrate June and your birthday Sparkle! You are brilliant!
CCL Wendy says
It was inevitable! First the internet, and then the world. Of course, there’s still the rest of the uniFURSe to conquer.
I couldn’t believe you will be 10 years old. Dante also turned 10 earlier this year. I think 10 is the new 6.
Eric and Flynn says
What a great way to celebrate your birthday Sparkle. We are also very impressed that she bought you a new house for your birthday in 2006.
WE have achieved the greatest achievement because of you Sparkle.
Texas, a cat in New York says
How cool! Thank you Sparkle!
Finally the day has come!
Toby & Leia says
Wow! This is purrrfect!
Katnip Lounge says
We’re getting ready to celebrate and dominate!
What a fun idea; we are looking forward to your special day, but would never guess you were a day over 5=you look amazing, gorgeous Sparkle!…Happy weekend, sweet friends…xoxo…Calle, Halle, Sukki
Pawsome! This was inevitable, but how fitting that it will coincide with your birthday, Sparkle!
Caren Gittleman says
Great idea!! We may not be able to purrticipate because mom will be traveling home from Blog Paws that day and it is my Mom and Dad’s wedding anniversary. Love, Cody
My human will also be coming home from BlogPaws, which is fine by me – I did not plan on inviting humans to our victory celebration.
I kneel before you oh great feline! Your wish is my command!
Cat's Cats says
Sounds cool, can’t wait!!!
Random Felines says
You are BRILLIANT!!!
Now there is an idea we’ve all been waiting for…we’re in!
Hannah and Lucy says
Thank goodness we have all finally been noted for our World Domination – all power to the paw!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Katie Bella says
I grabbed me one! xox
Nerissa's Life says
WOW! I grabbed one right up. Now, I just have to wait for that peep of mine to do what she does oh-so-poorly on the computer and put it up on my blog for me. What a great thing to happen for all us cats. I knew it would happen, someday, but I had no idea it would be so soon. Thanks so much for asking for this for your birthday. We all owe you one, my friend. Really, we do! purrs
Oh goody, this is just terrific. We knew this day was coming and what could be better than having it on your birthday.
Fuzzy Tales says
World domination at last. Finally, we’ll get the respect we’re due.
Bonus: June 24 is also Derry’s birthday…or the date-of-birth the shelter gave him. 🙂
d'ArtagnanRumblepurr (@rumblepurr) says
I for one embrace you, my new auburn overlord!
Rumbles, after the revolution – we are ALL feline overlords!