Becoming a member of Summer’s Fan Club is free! And you get all these perks:
- A monthly email newsletter containing Summer’s tips, links and more!
- A special, members-only link to a downloadable, full-page PDF calendarÂ â€” new each month!
- Coupons and special promotions from many popular pet-related online merchants!
- Fan Club-only contestsÂ â€” win copies of Sparkle’s books and Summer’s calendars, cat toys and other exciting prizes!
- A special Fan Club banner you can add to your blog or website!
- And lots more cool cat stuff!
All you need to do is agree to follow Summer’s Credo and fill out the form at the bottom of this page. You will be approved manually (to keep out spammers), usually the same day:
1. I pledge my allegiance and loyalty to all felines around the world… and beyond.
2. I affirm that cats are superior to the human race, and that humans were put on this earth to serve cats.
3. I shall groom frequently, so I am always clean and presentable.
4. I shall play hard, nap hard and purr frequently.
5. I will always lend a helping hand to a cat or kitten less fortunate than myself.
6. I will show my clawsÂ â€” and use themÂ â€” when someone is being cruel to another cat.
7. When a human is neglectful of his or her duties (i.e., changing the litter box, purchasing quality cat food, supplying sufficient cat toys, etc.), I shall make this fact known in no uncertain terms.
8. If I am a human, I will make sure my cats have pristine litter boxes, the highest quality premium cat food and an array of cat toys so they don’t get bored. If I am neglectful in any of these aforementioned responsibilities, I will not complain when I receive the appropriate consequences.
9. I will do all in my power to rid the world of kill shelters, and to strive for all cats to find homes where they are loved, appreciated and served.
10. I shall always behave with dignity, and expect the respect I deserve.
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