This was the strangest Santa visit I ever had! I do want to say that I followed the poll results and wore the outfit that won — my Santa Baby dress with the sparkly bow. So you guys can take the blame for what happened next.
They were selling my dress! Even though my human got it last year. It was in several different places throughout the store, increasing my embarrassment even more.
We had some shopping to do first, so my human let me look at the parakeets. They totally ignored me… like they always do.
Finally it was time to see Santa. In the dress that was on sale all over the store. How humiliating!
What was really odd was Santa was a girl! At least she was nice and agreed to sit on the pet beds with me so I didn’t have to try to sit in her tiny lap. Incidentally, the backdrop we sat in front of was green. I’m not sure what kind of trickery went into making the background you see here. My human said the backdrop was a “green screen,” but I’m not sure how that translates into a night sky.
In all, this was a really weird Santa visit.