Since the beginning of January, my human’s boyfriend has been out of the country on a tour through Europe. This is the first Valentine’s Day they haven’t spent together — and they’ve been together longer than I’ve been alive! But personally, I don’t think it’s that big a deal. I mean, how can she complain when she wakes up every morning to this greeting her?
Okay, so I’m a girl kitty and she’s a girl human, so it’s not the most romantic setup. Not to mention having to deal with human morning breath!
Of course, the first thing I want to know when I wake up is, “What’s for breakfast?”
So anyway, it’s really obvious that my human does not need her boyfriend at all… well, I do confess, I don’t take out the trash. Unfortunately, he keeps doing things that pretty much guarantee that he will be sticking around. Like even though he’s not here right now, he made sure my human got flowers for Valentine’s Day.
Humans seem to have a thing for flowers. I’m not so easily impressed. If he wanted to get on my good side, he’d have to at least give me a brand new, heart-shaped cat bed filled with an assortment of gourmet cat treats. I guess this means I’m high maintenance, but I’m worth it.