Since the beginning of January, my human’s boyfriend has been out of the country on a tour through Europe. This is the first Valentine’s Day they haven’t spent together — and they’ve been together longer than I’ve been alive! But personally, I don’t think it’s that big a deal. I mean, how can she complain when she wakes up every morning to this greeting her?
Okay, so I’m a girl kitty and she’s a girl human, so it’s not the most romantic setup. Not to mention having to deal with human morning breath!
Of course, the first thing I want to know when I wake up is, “What’s for breakfast?”
So anyway, it’s really obvious that my human does not need her boyfriend at all… well, I do confess, I don’t take out the trash. Unfortunately, he keeps doing things that pretty much guarantee that he will be sticking around. Like even though he’s not here right now, he made sure my human got flowers for Valentine’s Day.
Humans seem to have a thing for flowers. I’m not so easily impressed. If he wanted to get on my good side, he’d have to at least give me a brand new, heart-shaped cat bed filled with an assortment of gourmet cat treats. I guess this means I’m high maintenance, but I’m worth it.
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That is very exciting that he is on tour! And that was really sweet that he still remembered to send flowers. But he sure is going to have a tough time getting his pillow back! 🙂
All humans really need is us and a lot of cans of tuna. And a can opener. Everything else is gravy.
My human’s boyfriend is in two bands – they are Kix and Rhino Bucket. He’s in Europe with Rhino Bucket. My human has no musical talent whatsoever herself.
Your awesome Sparkle! PS) Is your human in a rock band?
We don’t know what could possibly be better than sharing a bed with a cat … except maybe sharing a bed with THREE cats!
Other than the taking out trash thing we think kitties are all the humans need! Those flowers are awful pretty though. Hope you all have a Happy Valentines Day!
Ooooh, pretty flowers! Happy Valentine’s Day, Sparkle!
You are so correct Sparkle, you can be Mommy’s best friend. Those flowers are pretty though. Have a wonderful Valentine’s day.
I jjust bet you are!