As you know, we kitties always enjoy getting packages in the mail! But there was something wrong with these latest ones.
They are not addressed to me! They are addressed to my human’s boyfriend! In fact, one of the packages even has his name spelled wrong. Even worse, he is not even here. He has been on tour in Europe since the beginning of January.
And to add some dumbness to the equation, one of the packages is from Spain — which is where he has been for the past week! They might as well have delivered it in person!
This is highly unsatisfactory and I am tempted to claim these packages as my own anyhow. My human says I would not want what is in them because they are just bracelets for him to wear on stage. She says if I open any of the packages, she will make me wear what is inside. I wonder what she would do if I accidentally-on-purpose let it fall into the litter box?