As you know, we kitties always enjoy getting packages in the mail! But there was something wrong with these latest ones.
They are not addressed to me! They are addressed to my human’s boyfriend! In fact, one of the packages even has his name spelled wrong. Even worse, he is not even here. He has been on tour in Europe since the beginning of January.
And to add some dumbness to the equation, one of the packages is from Spain — which is where he has been for the past week! They might as well have delivered it in person!
This is highly unsatisfactory and I am tempted to claim these packages as my own anyhow. My human says I would not want what is in them because they are just bracelets for him to wear on stage. She says if I open any of the packages, she will make me wear what is inside. I wonder what she would do if I accidentally-on-purpose let it fall into the litter box?
All cats are custom officers!!
Packages are to be inspected!!!!
I think if after 3 days the packages are not claimed, they are officially yours. Bracelets sound like they would be fun to whap around!
Fraidy Cats says
We agree, Sparkle, totally unfair! Be careful though, we’d take your human’s threat seriously…maybe just chew or shred on the packaging a bit…
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, and Hollie
ps: if you like pawing for stuff, you’ll really like the Peak A Prize toy box. There’s a smaller version too. Your human can put toys or treats in it for you to fish out.
Well that’s just not right. THREE packages and none for you?! You should make your human’s boyfriend send you a package from Spain.
That paper looks oh so tempting…
You are a hoot!
Forty Paws says
Well Sparkle. Such is the purpose of life.
Eric and Flynn says
Why stop at shredding it just a little? Go for it! Total destruction, no less!
That’s totally not fair. So many and not is for you!! Looking at all the comments, the concensus is to shred one corner. Bet you human can’t make you wear whatever it is inside.
Ayla, Iza, and Marley says
I would chew them all open (I love chewin up fuzzy cardboard like the stuff of packages)!
You should at least get one package of your own for every package that enters your house addressed to one of the humans. That’s only fair!
Mr Puddy says
Sparkle, Open it !!! then run !!!! let’s your mom play chasing : )
I don’t think she can make you wear what is inside easily !!!…hee..hee..heh
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie says
Not for you? How disappointing!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
I think you would lovely covered in bracelets!
Cathy Keisha says
Isn’t possession 10-10th of the law and you look to be in possession of those packages. Your human is only bluffing. You could sell those bracelets on e-bay and make a fortune, I bet. New rule: anyone sending HIM something has to include something for you in the package!
You’d think someone could have sent stuff to you too–I mean stuff was already coming to your address!
Toby & Leia says
This IS terribly unfair. If it comes in the house, it’s the kitteh’s. Always.
Me thinks all of yous should just “play” with the packages and if they opens, yous could then see if there really was stuff for kittys inside.
Couldn’t you get Binga or Boodie to open them? Then,if you like what is inside,you can claim it,if not,THEY get in trouble? That’s what I always did with my sister.Just an idea.
There must be some mistake, surely those belong to you!
Hannah and Lucy says
We didn’t think humans got parcels through the mail – that’s reserved for cats.
Fuzzy Tales says
But we thought all packages *had* to be for cats! Absolutely unfair!
Fui, Suey and Lishy says
Why would anyone want a package that didn’t have stuff for you kitties?
Link Bartholomew says
Sparkle, you are right to be outraged at this dumbness. I like how you and your siblings are thoroughly scoping out the situation in picture 1.
Sparkle, that is so unfair. We agree, that you should shred them just a little. Then you can’t be accused of opening them. None of it makes any sense to us either. Oh well. Hope you have a fun week end.
Daisy the Curly Cat says
Hmmmm, bracelets…. or cat collars!?
The Island Cats says
Not one package for you?? That is pretty unfair, Sparkle!!
Psst… Sparkle… you KNOW you gotta shred them.. just a little around the edges…
Isn’t there a law that all packages have to be for the cats?
I do believe you are right… there is some law-breaking going on here!