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Leave it to my human to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The gardener came by the other day and my human, thinking he had seen my nip plant growing for the past several weeks, would just let it be like always. But look:
It is gone! There is nothing, not even a sprout coming back up. My dreams of fresh nip are over!
I give up.
[…] it be… the catnip plant that the gardener so callously murdered — coming back to […]
[…] that gardener finally got around to replacing the nip plant he so carelessly ripped out by the roots and destroyed. But you won’t believe how he did it: he showed up with a bedraggled little nip plant that […]
It is time to consider “1001 ways to kill a gardener”…
:::::sign::::: Unfortunately all our lives have lotza bummers in them!!!!!!! we are purraying that you will soon have another nip plant….that it will grow….and that you will get to enjoy the benefits of it!!!!!!!
We are waiting for our sisterbean to go get us another nip plant and soil, so mama can plant it for us…..mama has no transportation, so we have to depend on others…thus sometimes we have to wait a lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOng time.
Love to y’all.
We thinks you should 1) Send your Mom to buy a new nip plant immediately and 2.) Get a dog to guard it. Stupid Gardner, we would loan you Fenris but he has to guard our plants from beavers and can not be spared.