The other day my human came home from a gift show with an interesting bag. I recognized the logo on the front: it’s Jake & Micah, which sells beautiful handmade pet toys and gifts “for super lucky pets!” I read their blog all the time. I almost feel like I know their cats, Jonah, Fionna and Micky personally!
It was an amazing selection of catnip toys! Two fortune cookies and a sushi handroll, all full of organic catnip! It was very exciting.
Boodie picked out one of the fortune cookies and I decided I wanted the handroll.
The fortune cookies have real fortunes on them. I thought Boodie’s suited her.
Then along came Binga, just up from a nap. The first thing she did was look in the bag to see if there were any more toys. How greedy can you get?
Well, the answer to that is really greedy, because she decided she wanted my handroll!
I don’t know why she didn’t just take the other fortune cookie. The fortune was clearly meant just for her.
I finally had to show her some sharp claws of my own. And they were effective.
Nobody manhandles my handroll.