Here I am at the hotel where we’re staying while I’m at this weekend’s cat show. Now, what’s wrong with this picture? That’s right — there’s only a water dish and no food!
Instead of feeding me, my human has been taking a bunch of photos of me hanging out up here. It’s very frustrating.
I think I’m about to perish of starvation! Look at how weak I am.
With my last bit of energy, as a favor to my many fans, I will take a selfie as I waste away. Now hand me that iPhone!
I think I overexposed the selfie. Do I have enough energy for one more?
This one will have to do because I think I’m… oh, wait! did I hear a can opening?