I bet you are wondering where this pink thing came from. It’s what happens when you combine a journalist’s brain with the frivolity of a six year old. The last time we came home from a trip, we were at baggage claim, and my human saw some 14-year-old with this silly seal stuffed in her backpack. (And she was a little old to be carrying it around.) My human thought it was the coolest thing ever, partly because it’s fairly large. But she had no idea where it came from. Did she ask the girl? Of course not… she did a Google search and in under a minute had the order page uploaded. She has serious Google mojo, which she should apply more to research and not so much to seal stuffies.
Anyhow, now I have to do a selfie with it.
Well, this is no good — it’s practically pushing me out of the camera frame. Can we move it around a little bit?
I guess this will have to do. I’ll take the iPhone back now.
That shot was a little overexposed. I guess I should give it one more try. Fortunately, I know how to adjust the exposure right on the iPhone screen.
I got it! Now can you get this thing off of me?