Bad Kitty
My human got me a new computer! I’m quite impressed by her generosity.
The only problem is she gets annoyed when I sit on it. That’s rather presumptuous of her, considering that it is my computer, after all.
This has been a stressful month. First off, my human’s boyfriend took away Boodie. It had something to do with “having her teeth cleaned.” I didn’t think much about it at first. In fact Binga and I hung out and she groomed my tail for me.
I chased her all around the house and cornered her in my human’s office.






Binga wanted nothing to do with the whole debate. She sat on the bookcase and took a neutral stance on the issue.
I tried the door — I’m usually pretty good at opening doors — but it was shut tight.






Then I noticed that she put a bed in there for me, and even added a couple of my favorite toys. I wondered just how long I was supposed to stay there!






Since there was nothing else to do, I took a bath. It was the bathroom, after all.
Because my human and her boyfriend were going out of town, she was concerned that I’d keep attacking the Boodie impostor while they were away, but I calmed down enough for a pet sitter to take care of us all. That was kind of too bad because she was thinking of boarding me — just me — at the Cat Hotel. That would have been fun — I could have hung out in the Enchanted Forest again! But no such luck.
When the humans returned from their trip, we were hoping that there were gifts for us. Sure enough, there was something wrapped up in the suitcase.
It was actually a couple of toys and a catnip cigar. She got them from a place called Two Paws Up.









I liked the little ping-pong ball better than the cigar. I’m a lady — I don’t go for cigars.
Binga was oblivious to it all — she kept fooling around with the paper.
My human finally took the cigar and gave it to the fake Boodie, who went nuts over it — just like the real Boodie would have. I’m beginning to think that maybe this isn’t a fake Boodie at all, but the real one.






So I was pretty happy with my gifts until my human informed me about the treats she left back in Maryland. The box said, “Treats for a Good Kitty,” but since I’d been a bad kitty, she gave them to the cat who lived at the house where they’d been staying. Bummer!



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[…] her teeth cleaned,” and then he came back with a Boodie impostor! I was furious. The humans tried that once before, so they should have known they couldn’t fool me. I screamed at the fake Boodie and chased […]