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You are here: Home / Diary / A Reproach for the Road

A Reproach for the Road

April 9, 2010 By: Sparkle Cat6 Comments

My human spent the past couple of days getting ready for BlogPaws. That included putting together all those postcards and cool sparkle toys. I’m kind of mad! Look at how many there are — and she says she can’t spare even one.

You know I am counting every last one of them.

There are so many of them she wasn’t even sure how she could fit them into her suitcase. She didn’t want to ship them because she is cheap. Duh on her being cheap — otherwise maybe she’d let me have One.Single.Sparkle.Ball.

There are exactly 238 of these. She is worried this won't be enough.

She put them all in a big box inside the suitcase, because she didn’t want them to get crushed. She barely has room for any clothes, or all the jars of wrinkle cream she uses. Maybe I should have gone instead of her. I don’t need wrinkle cream.

Note the workout shoes. Like she thinks she's gonna be able to hit the gym.

But instead I’m stuck here, with nothing but the original box the sparkle balls came in. It is empty. My human keeps telling me I already have sparkle balls and don’t need more. But who knows where they’ve disappeared to — you wanna help me find them?

Empty box. Empty plastic canisters. Empty like my soul without a sparkle ball to play with.

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  1. The Furry Bambinos says

    April 12, 2010 at 11:16 am

    We are furry grateful for the sparkle ball we found in Mommy’s swag that made it home from BlogPaws! Mom found Panda Bear carrying around the sparkle ball still attached to your card, so she took it from him to pull out the plastic hook thingy. So, we wanted to purrsonally thank you for your sacrifice of giving up the sparkle ball.

    Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

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  2. BeadedTail says

    April 9, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    Is there such a thing as too many sparkle balls? We’ve never heard of such nonsense!

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  3. Harry Spotter says

    April 9, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    How dare she! She can’t spare one little sparkle ball for her beloved cat. I think throwing up a few hair balls in her shoes might teach her a lesson.

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  4. CatLadyDiary says

    April 9, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    Yeah you do look really mad!

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  5. EVA! says

    April 9, 2010 at 9:47 am

    No one can ever have enough Sparkle Balls. Not you, not me-no one. I’m very sorry to hear about your troubles. ~EVA!

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  6. Grace says

    April 9, 2010 at 9:25 am

    Whoa – you sure look pissed in that first photo – but I don’t blame you. who ever has enough sparkle balls?

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