My human’s boyfriend recently spent six weeks touring Europe with one of his bands. While they were in Germany, he picked up a gift for my human. I don’t like it.
It’s a Dead Cat Purse. Can you blame me for hating it?
It doesn’t even smell good. Believe me, I gave it a real good whiff. As an idea and as a smell, it stinks either way.
Naturally, my human’s boyfriend thought it was funny. I do not think it’s funny at all! And I would like it out of my sight immediately, if not sooner.