I don’t think a kitty could get much flatter than this without being roadkill! In addition to my sleeping Flat Kitty pose, I also do a playful Flat Kitty pose, when I’m stalking a toy. My human was hoping to get me doing that, since I get so flat I practically become part of the rug, but it didn’t happen. So this is all the flat I’ve got for you today.
Those of you who have my first book, Dear Sparkle: Advice From One Cat to Another, might recognize this photo — it’s on page 100.