As many of you know, my human’s boyfriend is a musician and he frequently travels back east for gigs, usually around the Maryland area. I’ve heard that Maryland has great crab, and being a connoisseur of seafood, of course I wanted to him to bring some home. Well, some fan of his heard about this and handed him this to give me… a stupid plastic crab! Talk about dodgy gifts. I was insulted. I do not like being the butt of a practical joke. Just so you know, somebody paid for this.
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