As many of you know, my human’s boyfriend is a musician and he frequently travels back east for gigs, usually around the Maryland area. I’ve heard that Maryland has great crab, and being a connoisseur of seafood, of course I wanted to him to bring some home. Well, some fan of his heard about this and handed him this to give me… a stupid plastic crab! Talk about dodgy gifts. I was insulted. I do not like being the butt of a practical joke. Just so you know, somebody paid for this.
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Your look says it all Sparkle. A dodgy gift indeed!
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Very dodgy stinky smelly plastic crab! Your expression says it all.
Dodgy isn’t good, Sparkle, we agree! There should definitely have been an IOU for crabmeat with that!
Hugs,
Tom
Some humans think they’re funny, but they’re so not!
Purrs to you, Sparkle
We agree with you…dodgy was kind of a strange theme! But plastic or not, I’d want to dodgy out of the way of that crabby!
; ) Katie
Jokes on cats are NEVER funny! He needs some serious retraining, Sparkle. Hope you really gave it to him!
Not funny, humans! (the look on your face says it all!)
That’s a cruel joke, Sparkle.
That was not nice at all! We don’t blame you for being crabiliated over that dodgy gift!
Looks like somebody is a little crabby about that gift
I hope they paid GOOD and PLENTY for that.
Allie: *snif*! MEN! Dodgy indeed!
Aw, Sparkle, it was a nice thought! Sort of…
Now Sparkle, it really IS the thought that counts. Really.
What an insult! We hope you drew blood for the indignity Sparkle.
Oh, how rude! Teasing a nice kitty with a fake crab. We don’t blame you for being insulted. Better tell your beans to go to the store–right now–today, and get you some real crab meat!
OMC !
How insulting to give you a plastic Crab !
Of course someone have to pay for this !
P.S I have received your pawdographed book´s
Now some real crab meat would probably been a different story!
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
:)))))))))))))))))))))) oh my you are one funny cat, I am sure next time your mom will pay more attention to your needs :). Plastic…outrageous…!
Plastic? You can’t munch plastic! Real sea food people!
A plastic crab? I don’t think so – that gift would have left me crabilated too…
That is a dodgy gift.
That was awful, dodgy behavior and the look on your face shows your displeasure.
Arthur feels with you ! how stupid humans can be ! He also loves all kind of seafood and drives Mr. G. mad when he cleans it ! he meows non stop !
Ooooh! I would have loved to see the payback!! 😉 I guess you were really crabby!!
Go rip him up girl!!! Have a great weekend!!!
The look on your face is priceless!
Dodgy gift indeed~
Happy Hunting y’all
Sandi
Well a real crab would surely be better!
That fake plastic “thing” deserves that look on your face, Sparkle!
No, cats and practical jokes do NOT go hand in glove. Not at all. I think I have many scars to show for my feeble attempts over the years.
Have a good weekend.
That is more than a dodgy present, it is down right awful. We don’t think that is funny either. We don’t blame you one bit for the look on your face. Hope all of you have a great week end.
And well they should have! That was just rude.
We can tell by your devil ears that you are upset. Clearly the man needs educating. Whap him with your paw, Sparkle!
Did you get your revenge with your claws Sparkle? (Real claws of course not plastic!)
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx