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You are here: Home / Diary / Diary – October 2005

Diary – October 2005

November 4, 2005 By: Sparkle Catcomment

Bad Holiday Fashion

Most humiliating modeling session yet

I already knew nothing good would come of thisMy human got a new memory card for her clunky old digital camera. I broke it in properly by showing off my most annoyed expression.

Just so you know, Boodie and I are friends again. I decided she wasn’t an impostor after all. So things are back to normal.

Either she wasn't fake, or they replaced the fake Boodie with the real one when I wasn't looking

Or at least as normal as you can expect in our household.

Fake or not fake, Binga still beats her up. But sometimes Boodie gets the upper paw

And she dared anyone to try to make her moveThe humans here sit on their butts and leave so much stuff undone. For example, it took my human’s boyfriend a couple of weeks before he finished unpacking his suitcase from their September trip. Binga decided it made a nice bed.

Then there was that huge box that sat in the living room for nearly a month. It took forever for my human to finish opening it, even though I tried to help her.

The other two cats certainly didn't seem to want to help This is a lot of work for one little cat

Binga thought it was her own personal perch.

Hmph! The least she could do is pull out some of the packing

Finally she got around to getting the big thing out of it — I have no idea what it is — some dumb piece of furniture for her office.

Boodie wondered if it was edible

What an awesome toy!But we cats didn’t care about that — we were just glad the box was freed up so we could play with it! Except for my cat tree, this is the biggest cat toy we’ve ever had!

Amazed by our good fortune It's even big enough for Binga

I would like to model for Accountants MonthlyAnd then, around the middle of the month my human started fooling around with her paperwork again. She was thinking of selling one of her websites (not mine!), but she changed her mind. In any case, it gave me a chance to play, look cute and annoy Binga, which is really all that matters.

This would be my centerfold Uh-oh, I think her calculations are off
 

She doesn't want anyone near HER calculator tape

I just wish she would figure out that I don’t need help with the looking cute part. As soon as Halloween rolled around, she started pulling out all the usual, annoying holiday junk. First it was the hideous orange cat in a witch hat.

Hideous, and not even remotely scary I judge this thing unworthy of posing with

Binga tried to kill it, like usual.

She certainly had the right idea

But it got worse. She brought out a Halloween stretch bracelet and made me wear it as a collar.

This thing cost, what, 99 cents? It looks SO dumb!

I hate posing in cheap costume jewelry. It itches.

Nothing I do is going to make this thing look good Get it off me already

And if that wasn’t the worst of it, she also had a really awful Halloween clown collar! I was thoroughly humiliated.

This modeling session has gone from bad to worse I'll never be able to show my face in public again

It didn't look any better on her than it did on meShe put it on Binga too. Binga was none too thrilled. My human took it off her after she tried to eat one of the pumpkins. That was smart — I should have tried that.

Boodie did us both a favor and tried to destroy it. She is really a pal!

Definitely NOT the fake Boodie!!!

I loathe holidays — all I have to look forward to is more human “creativity.” Yeech!

A REAL princess needs no fancy headgear

»November 2005

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