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You are here: Home / Diary / My Not-So Excellent Adventure

My Not-So Excellent Adventure

September 16, 2009 By: Sparkle Cat2 Comments

My human said she had something really cool to show me. I should have known something was up right away when she told me I had to get in the cat carrier to look. Trust me, I did not get in there willingly.
Since when do getting in a cat carrier and really cool fit in the same sentence?

So she takes me into the garage and I can see through the cat carrier mesh that she has a new car.
Do you realize how many cat trees she could have gotten for what she paid for this thing?

I was totally NOT impressed by this! Even though she let me wander around inside it. You know and I know that cars only mean ONE THING.
NOT impressed with that new car smell, either.

After a few minutes, she stuck me back in the carrier and told me we were going for a little ride. And next thing I knew my suspicions were correct.
I've seen this place before

She took me to the vet.
Even worse, the waiting room smelled of dog and NO cats

I was gypped. Shanghaied and gypped.
Waiting for the thermometer of doom

One of these nights I should sneak out and take that car on a joy ride of my own. And I know one place I’m not going to!
Has a cat ever been arrested for Grand Theft Auto?

Where do you think I should go with my human’s car?

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  1. Daisy the Curly Cat says

    October 3, 2009 at 5:04 am

    Sparkle, I have always wanted to drive a car. But my feets cannot reach the clutch. I think I would drive to the butcher shop and get some meats.

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  2. Snowball and Cheetoes says

    September 17, 2009 at 11:07 am

    If we where you (every cat’s dream) we would drive petsmart and buy lots of kitty stuff!

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