My human said she had something really cool to show me. I should have known something was up right away when she told me I had to get in the cat carrier to look. Trust me, I did not get in there willingly.
So she takes me into the garage and I can see through the cat carrier mesh that she has a new car.
I was totally NOT impressed by this! Even though she let me wander around inside it. You know and I know that cars only mean ONE THING.
After a few minutes, she stuck me back in the carrier and told me we were going for a little ride. And next thing I knew my suspicions were correct.
She took me to the vet.
I was gypped. Shanghaied and gypped.
One of these nights I should sneak out and take that car on a joy ride of my own. And I know one place I’m not going to!
Where do you think I should go with my human’s car?