Every so often, my human enjoys having cornbread for breakfast, so she brought a piece home from the market the other day. But when she got up the next morning, she found a crime had been committed in the kitchen!
In the dark of night, somekitty had her way with the cornbread! My human was shocked. Never before had any resident cat even hinted that they had a depraved cornbread craving.
Immediately, suspicion fell on the tortie. It always does.
But my human decided not to jump to conclusions. She placed the evidence in front of Boodie to see her reaction. Does she look a little… sketchy?
Wait a minute — is she actually going to snatch a bite in broad daylight?
But just when my human thought she had found the guilty culprit, Binga proved she was not so innocent after all!
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Hahahaha! In our house you never know anymore! It would have been Marty hands down but Ralphie has been taking an interest in people food more and more much to my surprise. If it is ANYWHERE near a canine nose it is gone!
Marty’s Mom
I refuse to implicate a kitty when the D-O-G is still not on the ballot.
Sorry, we still think it was MMM. She has chewed through plastic to eat the mom’s PBJ sammich and even stole the half bagel that was going to be the mom’s breakfast and took it to her “safe” room. And then there are the cookies that disappeared . . . So count in 1 vote for MMM please. MOL
Dad has much less of this since he got the Egg looking thing that hisses like mad if one of us hops on the counter. That said he had a missing bit of cheese the other day. Of course the culprit, Buttons, has awful lactose intolerance so it was known in two tail shakes and a paper towel to clean up the blorg.
Timmy
Yup, whack off that corner and heat that baby up and slather in butter!
I think you ALL did it! You ALL took one bite so that not one of you could point the paw at the others.
Purrs,
Nissy
I do not think Binga could look any guiltier…
Ok Binga, we have suspicion you ate it! Our housemate Samantha the bully torti eats EVERYTHING. Or is Sparkle trying to frame you? LOL
Cornbread is nommy for people, us kitties would have probably batted it around. Mazi did that with a fortune cookie package. You kitties are awful quick to incriminate yourselves with that evidence. MOL
This is the fun-est post in a while. it did make us laugh!!
We voted for Binga and let Boodie off the hook, bless her heart!
We don’t believe Boodie did it..she is an angel on earth…
Binga, you went in for that buttery bite so we think you are guilty as proven by intent!
Corn bread is super easy to make if your humans like cooking! 🙂
the critters in the cottage xo
Typists dog went into her shopping bag and made off with a large slice of cake she had bought for herself.