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You are here: Home / Diary / My Kitty Psychic Reading

My Kitty Psychic Reading

December 16, 2013 By: Sparkle Cat45 Comments

She didn't ask if Binga would ever stop being annoying

I really don’t know why my human agreed to have a psychic do a reading for us cats. If the psychic from Psychic Source could have talked to us kitties directly, I’m sure it would have been pretty good, but my human neglected to mention (mainly because she forgot) that she is the worst, most unreadable subject for a psychic! They can never figure her out and usually get a lot of wrong stuff about her. And since she had to be the go-between for the psychic and us cats, the results were mixed. I don’t blame the psychic at all — she seemed very nice and I know she’s done way better for friends of ours — I blame my human.

We had Nancy, the same lady as Glogirly and Tamar of I Have Cat. The first thing she got wrong was she thought from my photos that I was a boy kitty! Which, in a way, was kind of interesting because lots of humans and kitties have mistaken me for a boy cat! I must give off some sort of feline masculine energy. My human told her I was kind of a “Tomgirl cat,” which explains a lot.

She also thought Binga was a little cat… which she isn’t. And that she and Boodie were alike, when they are actually opposites. She thought I was here the longest, when I was actually the most recent cat to come live with my human (although that was in 2002, so it was quite a long time ago). But Nancy did get some things right. “Sparkle does sparkle,” she said. “She has a mission. I feel she does.” Yes! She also said Boodie is laid back and will sleep anywhere, which she pretty much does. And she did say we have a happy home. Then Nancy asked if she could pull some Tarot cards for us.

Maybe I should learn how to read these

Bet you weren’t expecting that we had kitty-sized Tarot cards, were you?

My human is the investor in this operation!

Nancy said I saw my human as the Queen of Pentacles, which makes sense because she’s the money manager around here and she’s the one who buys us stuff.

Maybe Binga thinks SHE is the Empress

She said that Binga saw my human as the Empress, which cracks me up because if that is true, she is in a constant state of revolt!

Knight with shining treat bags, more likely

Then she said that Binga saw my human’s boyfriend as the Chariot, or as her “Knight in Shining Armor,” and since he is the one who gives her treats every day, that is probably pretty accurate. Boodie didn’t get any cards pulled because no one thought about it, which is also pretty descriptive of Boodie’s personality.

Nancy asked if my human wanted to know anything else and she said, “Yes, Sparkle is really a picky eater and the vets have never been able to diagnose her problem in a way that could help her eat more. Can you sense anything I might be able to look into?”

Nancy thought I seemed pretty healthy, just cautious about food. Then she said, “A cat that my sister has is very much like Sparkle. She is a very picky eater and my sister started giving her small portions of canned chicken.” The cat’s vet said it was all right as a supplement to her regular cat food if she was going through a period where she wasn’t eating enough.

My human said unless she can find a low-sodium version, this is just a one-time thing.

I take back anything negative I said about Nancy’s reading! Thank you — you were awesome! If any of you kitties want to try your paw at a reading (and maybe get some canned chicken), you can find the pet psychics here.

Disclosure: I got my psychic reading for free and was not compensated in any other way. My opinions are totally my own. And I love chicken!

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  1. Athena says

    December 20, 2013 at 8:13 am

    That sounds like fun 🙂

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  2. Kitties Blue says

    December 18, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    Maybe we should have Mom try this to see what she could find out about Fiona’s picking eating or maybe she should just buy some canned tuna! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo 😆

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  3. speedyrabbit says

    December 18, 2013 at 9:09 am

    How can you be mistaken for a boy you’re far to pretty for that,xx Speedy

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  4. Clooney says

    December 17, 2013 at 9:31 pm

    Interesting stuff Sparkle! You do “sparkle” for sure! Glad you are going to get to try some chicken! We wonder what Boodie’s card would have been…

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  5. Glogirly & Katie says

    December 17, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    SUPER interesting!!!
    We think that Nancy had a camera with a live feed hidden in our townhouse she was so accurate!
    It was really fun too. …but I sure didn’t get any extra food out of it!
    ; ) Katie

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  6. Jobi and Fisher says

    December 17, 2013 at 2:40 am

    Good for you, Sparkle. I thought you would just say “Pshaw” at the whole idea. I guess your kitty psychic powers kicked in and you made the chicken idea happen! We are going to have a reading after Christmas!

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  7. Ratty says

    December 17, 2013 at 12:02 am

    The canned chicken must have made it all worth it.

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  8. Katnip Lounge says

    December 16, 2013 at 10:04 pm

    We are going to have a reading done too! We’ll have to compare notes.

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  9. Spitty the Kitty says

    December 16, 2013 at 8:54 pm

    A BOYCAT? What?? You are the very essence of femininity in the very best sense of the word, Sparkle. You are strong, smart, wicked funny, intuitive, beautiful and MORE. But a BOYCAT?? I don’t THINK so.

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  10. Mr. Black (the cat) says

    December 16, 2013 at 7:15 pm

    Did you have to fork over any money for this “reading”…? Heh, heh.

    Okay, the canned chicken advice was good, but not psychic-related.

    I am a skepti-cat.

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  11. Harvey Button says

    December 16, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    This sounds awesome. Mum is book marking the site, we think we need to talk about Sienna

    Harvey

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  12. Sue Brandes says

    December 16, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    Yum enjoy that chicken Sparkle.

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  13. Lin says

    December 16, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    Bummer on the reading–that she wasn’t right on with everything…at least it was fun and you got a treat out of it. 🙂

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  14. Sherri-Ellen T-D. says

    December 16, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    😀 Chickin ya said Chickin Sparkle…what waz da bloggie about?? Sowwy…me lost da plot over da food menshunned…
    Okayz me iz folkussed now n me finkz da reedin waz all right…poor Boodie not gettin in on da fun….n how can anyone fink yer a boy?? Ya iz one of da purrtiest gurl kittehz me haz met online!!!
    Lub Nylalbue n Sherriellen Mum xoxo

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  15. Cattle Aussies~Bella, Terra, & Kronos says

    December 16, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    Great posts! Thanks for sharing!

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  16. Flynn says

    December 16, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    At least you got canned chicken out of it.

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  17. Fraidy Kats! says

    December 16, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    That is cool that you had a psychic reading, Sparkle. Interesting results. Poor Boodie though 🙂 We’re glad you at least got some chick-hen out of the deal 🙂

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  18. BeadedTail says

    December 16, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    It took a psychic for your human to realize you like chicken after all your attempts at her KFC? No wonder they can’t figure her out! 😀

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  19. Katie Bella says

    December 16, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Sparkle, Binga, Boody, I am enchanted with your readings however wrong they were and I also love that you got some canned chicken. PLEASE let us know if you keep it u…eating that, or now. xoxoxo

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  20. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal says

    December 16, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    The canned chick-hen was the best part :mrgreen:

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  21. Emma and Buster says

    December 16, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    Our mom fears psychics! She wont’ touch them with a 10 foot pole.

    You look mahvelous on photo 1, as you always do.

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  22. Random Felines says

    December 16, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    wait a minute?? you got canned chick-hen out of the deal??? MOL

    sounds like it was hit and miss but enjoyable!

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  23. William says

    December 16, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    I say any reading that results in a culinary delight can’t be wrong! Enjoy your chicken, Sparkle!

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  24. Brian Frum says

    December 16, 2013 at 11:20 am

    A psychic chicken worked out darn good Sparkle!

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  25. Layla Morgan Wilde (Cat Wisdom 101.com) says

    December 16, 2013 at 10:46 am

    I always travel with the mini Rider-Waite deck. You don’t need a crystal ball to figure out why I was one of the few bloggers they didn’t ask 😉

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  26. FuzzMother says

    December 16, 2013 at 10:43 am

    Sparkle, if your human finds a low-sodium canned chicken, please let us know. One of our sisfurs is a very picky eater, too. Sometimes Mom will poach a chicken breast or some wild caught salmon for us. But it does not happen often enough to suit us. When she is being really lazy she will give us a Fancy Feast Appetizer–but with seven kitties we only get about one bite each! It doesn’t take a psychic to know that is a serious shortfall!

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  27. Grace says

    December 16, 2013 at 9:57 am

    Yeah, I don’t think so…

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  28. Famous SpokesGoat Pricilla says

    December 16, 2013 at 9:20 am

    I wonder what the psychic would say about me – or AbbyGoat. hahahahaha

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  29. Baby Tali says

    December 16, 2013 at 9:18 am

    Hey..she can say anythings she wants bout me ifs I get some canned chickens for it..MOL.. 😆

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  30. Cheysuli says

    December 16, 2013 at 9:01 am

    I need a psychic to say I need canned chicken. And fishy flakes. Definitely lots of fishy flakes…

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  31. Sam says

    December 16, 2013 at 8:34 am

    Say, it looks like you totally approve of the canned chicken thing Sparkle……I’m not big on “bird” but I’d be willing to give it a try – I’m VERY picky too. Who knows? Maybe it’s just the ticket for me too?? Interesting to have a psychic reading – I get my psychic readings from “Madame Mom” right here at home….she says I’m finicky, sometimes grumpy, have issues with other cats, and want all the attention for myself around here. “Madame Mom” is amazingly accurate for a human.

    Holiday Hugs, Sammy

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  32. Crepes says

    December 16, 2013 at 8:14 am

    I think canned Chicken is a win, regardless of any of the other information. Awesome. – Crepes.

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  33. Melissa says

    December 16, 2013 at 8:00 am

    Nancy did a reading for us too…we’ll be blogging about it next week. Pet psychics are pawsome!

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  34. Jacqueline says

    December 16, 2013 at 7:41 am

    What a fun post=you guys are too cool!…Awesome that you scored canned chicken out of it, darling Sparkle!!…Happy week ahead, sweeties…xoox…Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat

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  35. Caren Gittleman says

    December 16, 2013 at 7:29 am

    we didn’t do the psychic reading, just the astrological compatibility and it was fun!

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  36. Cathy Keisha says

    December 16, 2013 at 5:58 am

    Well done. She wants to do a reading for me but I’m a skeptic. Our lives our an open book. Read a few posts in our blog and anyone can tell us what our purrsonalities are. Could she read the cards of a cat who doesn’t blog?

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  37. The Island Cats says

    December 16, 2013 at 5:23 am

    Cool, Sparkle! You scored chicken from that reading!

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  38. Cat's Cats says

    December 16, 2013 at 5:16 am

    Sounds fun Sparkle, and totally worth it for the chicken benefit – LOL!!!

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  39. Fur Everywhere says

    December 16, 2013 at 4:46 am

    That is definitely an interesting reading you had! The Mom says she wonders what the psychic would tell hers about us.

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  40. Charpps says

    December 16, 2013 at 4:18 am

    We think that the most beautimous Boodie is also the most mysterious Boodie. Not even a psychic could read her.. We love mysterious ladies.
    purrs to Boodie,
    Joey & Eddie

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  41. Sometimes, Cats Herd You says

    December 16, 2013 at 4:08 am

    Hey, if she’ll recommend canned chicken, maybe we should give her a call, too!

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  42. Marg says

    December 16, 2013 at 3:43 am

    Well that is worth doing, if you get canned chicken for a reward. That was all interesting. Everyone take care.

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  43. The Kitties of Purring Pines says

    December 16, 2013 at 2:48 am

    It’s worth it to get more food! We wished that quiet Boodie had gotten a card!

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  44. Toby & Leia says

    December 16, 2013 at 2:40 am

    Huh. Well, that was interesting!

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  45. Georgia and Julie says

    December 16, 2013 at 1:19 am

    Well! You have to like a psychic that suggests food you like 😉
    As for Binga, well, we would love almost anyone that gave us treats !
    heehee
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure,Tiger and JJ

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