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You are here: Home / Diary / Diary – May 2007

Diary – May 2007

June 3, 2007 By: Sparkle Cat2 Comments

May Day!

May Day is right

I SO hate this carrier!What a crappy month! It all started with a trip to the vet — and there wasn’t even anything wrong with me!

All this to-do, for nothing!My human was concerned because every time we found a brand of food I liked, it got recalled, so she wanted to make sure I wasn’t getting poisoned. I was fine! I could have told her that.

And she keeps giving me new food and I hate most of it. She insisted I had to like this one brand because it had a picture of a Somali cat on the label. It was as yucky as everything else. I let the other cats have it.

Checking out the food label Not all Somali cats have good taste!

Hmph. If it's good enough for him, it's good enough for meAnd you’d think that even if my human can’t give me any decent-tasting food, she’d at least allow me to sleep where ever I wanted but no! Well, the first place that was deemed off limits wasn’t her fault, really. It was her boyfriend’s pillow, and he was the one who complained.

So I decided to nap on a box full of his clothes instead. Hey, is it my fault he still has stuff that isn’t completely unpacked?

Cat fur makes them look so much nicer!

In an attempt to make me stop, my human threw the dirty comforter over the box (she’s too lazy to take it to the dry cleaners… seriously, how lazy can you get?). Actually the comforter was even cozier!

Nothing says comfort like a dirty comforter

Boodie decided to copycat me by taking naps in every open box she could find. If that doesn’t get the humans to finish unpacking, after being here 8 months already, then nothing will.

She's so big, you can't even see what she's sleeping on Sun AND a box - a cat's ideal sleeping spot

Boodie, as everyone knows, is the shedding machine. She has covered the living room rug very nicely.

I have to admit, she does an amazing job

I don’t shed as much as she does, but I help in other ways.

My contribution to interior decorating

She's going to RUIN all our efforts!You’d think my human would at least appreciate the great efforts we have taken to decorate, but instead she bought a new vacuum cleaner. I was horrified.

As you can see, we have our work cut out for us now.

We are going to have to work overtime

Yes, this is an actual art piece in an actual galleryThen my human went on this art kick. She and her boyfriend went to some gallery one night and she came home raving about some guy named Mike Wodkowski who turned ordinary things like chairs and doors into art “statements.” The item she liked the most was a litter box — apparently it was a collaboration between the guy and his cat.

I can’t figure out why MY litter box doesn’t rate a gallery showing. Perhaps I need to get my human working on that.

What would Banksy do?

Designer and fashionista are not always synonymous in a catBut the most annoying part of the month was yet to come. My human is friends with this girl, Inger Lorre, who is a singer and artist. She is doing a painting of me. That part is cool. But she also makes pet fashion and she let my human take home one of her designer items, me being a designer cat and all.

Trust me, a modeling career is really no fun. Style is pain.

This is not my best angle Looking coy but really wanting to rip your head off

My human said that if I was going to be uncooperative, then she’d let the other cats model. I don’t think Boodie was too thrilled.

Actually wanted to eat the feather

Completely does not appreciate my cattinessActually Binga knows how to wear a hat. I was quite surprised. That said, I don’t think she has the temperament or looks to be a real, high-fashion supermodel. Character shots, maybe.

There’s only one cat here who has the grace and sleek good looks to really seduce a camera. And I don’t think I’m being conceited by saying that. I do have the goods.

Modesty, thy name is NOT Kitty!

»June 2007

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    August 9, 2013 at 12:10 am

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