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You are here: Home / Diary / Diary – May 2006

Diary – May 2006

June 4, 2006 By: Sparkle Cat1 Comment

The Usual

Formal Portrait

Now that the workers are done (mostly) with all the stuff around the house, things have gotten back to normal.

Yay, no strangers banging around

Well, almost normal — my human still hasn’t unpacked all the boxes yet. We cats find this quite frustrating, since we love helping with the boxes.

Binga likes making sure which ones are empty Boodie just likes sitting in them for no reason

Hint: it was a team effortSince we couldn’t help with the boxes, one of us decided to unpack the kitchen trashcan and decorate the newly finished hardwood floor in the bedroom with a lettuce leaf. My human didn’t appreciate our efforts, so I’m not telling which one of us did it.

Since that went over so badly, Binga decided that rearranging the linen closet would be helpful. My human really hates that.

You couldn't PAY for this type of organization

FisticuffsOther than these stabs at interior design, it’s the usual routine. Binga and I are back to fighting at every mealtime. It’s not my fault, I swear — all I do is headbutt her and she flies off the handle.

She calms down as soon as she gets fed. Then we can be friends again.

Well, as friendly as you can get with an aggro cat like her

Because my human’s office was in such disarray for a few weeks, we lost track of the cat bed she keeps in there. Once she started moving everything back to its proper place, the bed magically reappeared. We all use it, and we never even fight over it.

MY cat bed

 
Possession is NOT nine tenths of the law She doesn't even fit in it

Not annoying that I had it, annoying that she made an issue of itThe one really annoying thing that happened this month was that my human found a bare spot on my chest, up near my left shoulder.

She checked it out and thought it might be ringworm, so next thing I knew I was stuffed into that horrible cat carrier and whisked off to the vet.

Being in here was torture enough. Good thing I wasn't really sick.

I hate the clinic. Okay, there are a few interesting things there, but the experience is always mostly unpleasant.

Wondering where the GOOD Q-Tips are If I hide behind the scale, maybe they'll forget to take my temperature

This time the vet took a “sample” of my bare spot. That was horrible. And even worse, my human said, “Well, since she’s already here, we might as well microchip her.” Like I wasn’t traumatized enough!

Well, the tests came back and it was nothing. The vet thinks it might have been stress from all the work being done on the house. Duh! I could have told them that without the trip to the vet.

And I'm not a cheap catThe only good thing to come out of this was that my human took me off eBay duty for a couple of weeks until she was sure I didn’t have ringworm. But now she’s back forcing me to pose with cheap costume jewelry.

Even more embarrassing, she made me pose with a book about a dog. How dare she!

Who in their right mind would even want to BUY this thing?

All I really want to do is nap. Unfortunately, my human thinks sunny afternoons create well-exposed photo opportunities.

Take your 100 ISO and go away

»June 2006

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