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You are here: Home / Diary / Diary – June 2006

Diary – June 2006

July 3, 2006 By: Sparkle Catcomment

I’m Four!

But I don't look a day over three and a half

Looks like toy, tastes like a toy - is a toy!Thankfully my human has slowed down a little on the ebay stuff, or at least the stuff I have to pose with. I was beginning to enjoy one doll, until I was told it “wasn’t a toy.” (Seriously what’s up with that — it’s a doll!)

The other things, like the jewelry, are clearly useless. I hope my human sticks to auctioning exercise DVDs and videos — those I don’t have to pose with.

Who in their right mind would dangle things from their ears anyway?

Perfect fabric for a cat bed!Other promising events that didn’t pan out included the basses my human’s boyfriend brought home. He was doing something to them — don’t ask me what, I don’t play an instrument. I just sing. But the bass didn’t interest us cats anyway — it was the bass case. Boodie got to it before I did, unfortunately.

Then there was the horrible hairball remedy incident. My human knows I hate the Petromalt gunk, so she asked her boyfriend to bring home some tuna flavored stuff from the vet clinic where he works. Like some fake tuna flavoring is going to hide that foul smell and taste!

Cat Rule Number 342: Never eat anything that comes in a tube

Boodie wasn’t fooled for a second.

Even Boodie knows Cat Rule Number 342 Properly shunned

Binga, the freak, begged for it! She’s nuts.

But as we all know, Binga is insane And she thinks rules were made to be broken, even Cat Rules

I could smell that stuff from a mile away, so I ran off. So my sneaky human waited for me to take a nap — then she smeared it on my chest!

Blissfully unaware of the humiliation to come

I was so grossed out that I ran downstairs. I sat on the bass case, washing off the goo and wishing desperately that the case had been open so I could have wiped the stuff all over the plush interior.

Ick! Ick! Ick! Sometimes it sucks being a kitty Anyone know how to get this thing open?

Finally something good happened — my birthday! I was really anxious to find out what my human got me this year. It appeared to be bigger than a collar (yay!), but smaller than a new cat tree (darn!).

The ribbons look tasty I love getting cards. They're chewy

This year she wrapped it in a gift bag, which is even more fun than wrapping paper.

The bag is a gift in itself!

I finally got the box out of the bag — it was something called a “Panic Mouse.”

Hm

I couldn’t quite figure out what it was supposed to do.

It's not edible

My human stuck a toy on the end of its metal tail. I waited for something to happen. And waited.

Wondering what exactly it's supposed to do Not very exciting

It turns out my human forgot to put batteries in it!

Figures

I even checked in the box to make sure there weren’t any there. Nope. Empty. How lame is that?

Never mind, I'll tell you - VERY lame

So a couple of days later she finds batteries and puts them in (did I say she’s terminally slow?). She turned on the Panic Mouse and the toy whipped around like mad.

Aha! Action! Maybe a little TOO much action

In fact, it whipped around a little too madly. I thought maybe it’d be better to play with it from a higher perch.

I think I'm safer up here

I didn’t like that either, so I tried batting at it from under the chair.

Hello, you can put it away now

I came to the conclusion that this thing was dangerous! So I decided to look for a safer toy. And found one.

I KNOW I saw one in there Nothing compares

»July 2006

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