Now I Am Two!
I had the most awful dream the other day. I dreamt that instead of my beautiful fluffy tail, I had Binga’s dumb, plain-wrap tail.
Then I woke up and for a moment I thought it was true!
Then I realized it was just Binga sleeping up against me. Whew!






Can I just say I have the dumbest human on earth? I was hanging around on one of the bookcases when I saw a yummy-looking potential treat crawling on the ceiling.
Do you know what my human did? She tried to catch it and put it outside! But it got away from her. I heard somewhere that the average human eats 4 spiders a year in their sleep. I really hope that is just a myth — I would really be bummed if she got that spider and I didn’t.
Of course she had to put the gift right where I had been sleeping. So I guess that was my first birthday gift — being disturbed from a pleasant snooze.
Then she took the present and, like she does with everything that’s for me, she put it on the floor. The wrapping was cool — it came from the ASPCA.
I was more interested in the main attraction — the gift inside the wrapping! It turned out to be a Motor Mouse.
It was really cool, whether it was switched on or not. Boodie and I enjoyed playing with it. I even let Boodie play all by herself for a while.






Then that killjoy came along — Binga.
She took over the Motor Mouse like it was meant for her. I didn’t get a chance to have it back for the rest of the day.
So I wound up back on the cat tree, where I had started. You know what? I don’t think birthdays are all that great.
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