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You are here: Home / Diary / Diary – July 2004

Diary – July 2004

August 3, 2004 By: Sparkle Catcomment

I’m Cute!

I need a mirror so I can practice my cute poses

Binga has still commandeered the Motor Mouse. My birthday was a total gyp.
Thinks everything belongs to her

I belong to no one!Sometimes my human really gets on my nerves. It isn’t anything specific that she does. She’s just annoying occasionally and so I ignore her and pretend I am not her cat. This time I even tore off my collar and left it lying on the floor.

Boodie has never had a collar. I think she is envious.

Either that or she was hungry

As soon my human found the collar she put it back on me. But I think she was annoyed with me too because I looked outside and she had made friends with some stray 6-toed cat.

He's dirty. I hope she washes her hands before she pets me

Not necessarily to eat, mostly to wreckI think he lives somewhere in the neighborhood. He likes to flaunt the fact that he’s running around free and we’re not. It especially grates on Binga. My human’s boyfriend had a barbecue for some friends one Sunday and Binga got all excited. She loves parties. She especially loves party food.

She didn’t get to check out the spread for very long. She got exiled to the cat tree.

Proving that she doesn't own everything here after all

Could never compare to a cricket or mothI don’t like parties. I went up to the bedroom and stayed there. My human brought up a tortilla chip for me. I think those chips smell funny. Humans eat weird things.

I thought it was more interesting a few days later, when it was laundry day. I don’t like it when the sheets get removed from my bed.

Staging a laundry day protest

But I do like it when the new ones are brought out.

Staging a laundry day celebration

Stupidest frog everMy human’s birthday was this month. Her boyfriend didn’t get her anything interesting (at least, nothing interesting to me. I mean what’s a cat going to do with a blouse and a piece of cardboard with some writing and numbers written on it?). The dumbest thing he got her was a plush frog wearing a turtleneck.

My human tried to get me to pose with it. I almost stopped speaking to her again.

Really don't want to be seen in public with this

I itch, I scratch. What's the big deal?I have been itching all month and I wound up with a big sore behind my ear. It really didn’t bother me all that much, but my human kept staring at it. I should have known that meant trouble.

One afternoon, she woke me up from a pleasant dream, but it wasn’t for any birthday treat, that’s for sure.

I feel some bad news coming on

I saw that big, black cat carrier and I knew this was not going to be fun!

The bane of my existence, next to Binga

My human stuffed me in that horrible thing and, even worse, put me in the car!

Actually the car is the bane of my existence, next to the carrier

I wound up in some horrible torture chamber. This guy put me on a scale and said I weighed 6 and a quarter pounds.

Next I'm insulted by having my weight announced to the whole world

Wondering if there is a secret escape hatchThen he left and I hid behind a fan. The room smelled terrible, like medicine or something. Yeech. This guy with a white coat came in and looked at me. He said I was cute.

Icky flea gunkHe checked out my sore and said it was just from scratching, nothing more. Then he rolled me over and looked at my stomach and said I needed Advantage. My human said she already had some at home waiting for me and the other two cats. I remembered that stuff from last year — it was gross! What a rotten day.

Even though I knew I was going to have to deal with that stinky Advantage stuff once I got back, I was still relieved to be home.

Are we there yet? Getting ready to make a run for it

»August 2004

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