We cats rule the internet, but we have to work way harder to do it than we should! That’s because the internet gives humans a big advantage over us! I have proof: all those intelligence quizzes. Recently I found one called “Multiple Intelligences,” where the results are divided into different categories. A couple of blogger humans I know, Rebecca and Karen, had written about their results. That made my human curious, so she decided to take the test too. Here is her result:
As you can see, there are a number of areas in which she is lacking. She is not even that smart about other humans! And the fact that she is not too great with Visual/ Spatial is not surprising either, considering that she’s always bumping into something. So I thought I would show her up by taking the test myself, but look at the bogus result I got!
According to this I am even less people smart than my human! And I supposedly have even less spatial sense! Not true! Okay, I will confess that I don’t bother with numbers and I’m not all that musical, but I am WAY more body smart than my human. I mean, you should see her working out to one of her dumb exercise DVDs. It’s embarrassing, and in no way does it compare to my fine moth-catching skills. And I am nature personified. My human is about as unnatural as they come. Linguistics? Let’s not even get into that. Which one of us has a book coming out in August? Huh? Stupid quiz.
So you can see these quizzes are totally skewed so humans will score better than cats. I hope you are as shocked by these results as I am.