Before my human found the ornament at CVS that she Photoshopped into an eCard for me, she came up with a couple of wacky ideas that were never meant to be — mainly because they involved our cooperation. Which, if we thought the idea was stupid enough, quickly became non-cooperation. One day, she pulled out an old holiday wreath, dusted it off, threw away the pieces that came off when she dusted it, and told me I was supposed to sit in the middle of it. I don’t think you need the audio to know what I told her.
So while my human was messing around with the camera’s exposure and shutter speed, you-know-who showed up and tried to steal my thunder. I was not pleased.
I put my paw down and said no. If Binga wants her own eCard, she can get her own eLife.
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