That’s right — my human’s boyfriend is back from a two-month tour in Europe to promote a new album for one of his bands.
But I am kind of mad at him right now. I have examined his bags thoroughly and he brought home nothing for us cats!
Even Binga is not happy with him. Well, he has a chance to redeem himself. He is going out of town again this weekend to play a couple of shows with his other band. We may decide to let him back in the door if he brings back some Maryland crab for us!
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I was expecting a good present for you too. What a disappointment! I’m sure he’ll come through next time.
Nothing? Put him in the doghouse!
But did he give you lots of love and attention when he got back?? You know, sometimes when you are with “the guys”, it is not cool to go shopping for kitties or kids. Band guys probably don’t think that’s cool. I think he probably missed you a LOT, but he’s gotta maintain the “cool” factor with the guys.
Um, no, he did not miss me at all. He missed Binga and the DOG! I am merely his girlfriend’s “diva” cat to him.
Springfield is a vast wasteland for good food, so don’t hold your breath. I’m being dragged to that show; would rather stay home with my Somali. 🙁
MOL, you are the first human I’ve heard say they were being dragged to that show! Most of the humans going are just dying to leave their cats home for the evening. I think you are the one with her head in the right space.
Let me get this straight. He abandons you for two months knowing that he would have to turn around and abandon you again this weekend and he brought you nothing? nothing? I think you should leave him a “present” in his suitcase before he leaves again…
Forgiveness if he brings you crabs? Perhaps. Only if he brings shrimp too
Hmph!! We’d be mad at him too!! Although… We might cave for some crab!!! We’re crossing our paws that he brings you back some!!
Have a great day!!
~Nico, Simon & JayJay 🙂
He brought you nothing? What was he thinking!
Sparkle, let’s “bedazzle” his suitcase before his next roadtrip…Then surely he’ll get the message that it is not cool to come back home without souvenirs for the felines! Are you up for it?
Doesn’t he know the rules that he has to bring back something?
Just like a musician. He thinks he can get away with anything b/c of it. I’m hear to tell him that only cats can get away with anything. If he doesn’t bring back those crabcakes, it’s time to poo in his shoe or sell those bracelets on e-bay.
Yes, that would have him forgiven even around here.
ARE there crabs, other than Maryland, worth eating, anyway???? ROFL!
Hugs’n’headbutts from B’more!
No present for you? Send him back.
WOW—your human’s boyfriend person seems like he would be cool to bring you something back from his travel from another time zone. My human should take note. I must say my whiskers tickled when I read your comment on my blog–how you would share a cricket with your human if you caught one….you’re sweet Sparkle. I would eat it first before my human fought me for it…
Noir
PS. I clicked on the second link to the boyfriend’s band–is he one of those players? they have a lot of hair. I would swat at it.
Hmph. If he doesn’t come through this weekend, I’d probably ask your human to rethink the relationship. Just sayin.
*gasp*
There was NOTHING for you?! Tsk. Bad human.
Crab would be excellent… And all could be forgiven.
Purrs
Abby
from what I can see I think he may have brought you some dirty laundry to sleep on…..you have to get your scent on his clothes all over again!
No presents for you? That is sooooo wrong!!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Shame on him for not bringing home something for you lovely girls, but the crab sounds like a good idea for his redemption!!…Happy Mardi Gras, sweet friends!!…kisses…Calle, Halle, Sukki
Hi Sparkle, just droping you a line to let you know that the Sleeky Lounge arrived at the Humane Society of Burnett County today! They will appriciate it so much. Thanks again for having the give-away.
Yay! I’m so glad they got it! I’m so happy the Brawny Cat human let me do it!
Dang people never get the fact that if they go away they have to bring back presents! It’s the LAW. Go poop in his suitcase…
awwwww. too bad. Are you going to leave him a present in his shoes?
Maybe I should… and do it in such a way that he thinks Binga did it.
Hes not earning many “boyfriend points” is he?
Not in Kitty World, at least!
Bleah, our comment got eated. We were just saying that he’s been around long enough to know the rules, so nothing less than an entire case of lobsters will ease the sting of his snub.
Thanks for the idea — although I think a case full of sardines would be just as cool.
Crab or else!
We suppose you have to share the bed now, too. Bummer.
He should have brought you something. The male person around here is like that too.
That’s beyond rude that he didn’t bring anything back from Europe for the three of you. Crab cakes would be a good way for him to try to redeem himself though!
We think crab to share is definitely in order here.
That is so rude, but so like a male…
Such an oversight…what could he have been thinking!!!
Oops, it surely wasn’t on purpose!!!
Awww…whenever I go anywhere, I bring back presents for the kitties! I’ve brought them toys from Sweden, Japan and Korea, food from England and Holland, and whenever I go anywhere I always make a point of finding a pet shop.
FYI, pet stores in Tokyo are every bit as amazing as you can imagine!
I think by right since he did bring you anything, you should be allowed to select one thing from his suitcase to take. Socks, shoelaces, or even boxes are my kitty’s favorite toys. Try to take something he’ll really miss.
sparkle – you better have a serious talk with him and let him know when he goes away, he needs to bring something back for kitties at home. It’s a law!
It was very Wrong of him not to bring you a souvenir! But some crab would go a long way to make up for it.
Well that wasn’t very nice of him!! He better redeem himself with some crab!!
What a norty boyfriend. Hope you gave him a lecture so that he will be sure to bring something the next time he comes back. Maryland crab would be really good. Hope you have a fun week.
Goodness! You kitties have a right to be mad. What was your Diddy thinking??
MOL..Maryland crab better than Nothing !
Watch out that my Dad doesn’t get the crabs first, kitties! He just LOVES anything crab.