March has just started and I’m already getting ready for St. Patrick’s Day! My human said she would try to find me something to wear that did not involve a little hat. Then she came home with this. Oh well, I’ll try anything!
This thing is really supposed to fit on a human head… I’m not sure where it is going to fit on me.
All I know is that wearing it this way does not look right!
Let me see if I can come up with a better way to wear this thing.
Maybe I can adjust it and make it work somehow.
Nope! It’s just not gonna happen. St. Patrick’s Day wear and cats just don’t mix — Sparkle had the same problem. But her wardrobe malfunction wound up on a card — and it’s been a big seller this year! Can you believe somebody actually bought forty-eight of them? They must be throwing a party or something. If you want to see her card, it’s below (you have to see what it says inside!). I don’t think I’ll be able to top it, at least not this year.