Remember how we cats were bummed that my human’s boyfriend brought back nothing for us from his two months in Europe? And how we said we would maybe consider letting him back in the door if he brought home some crab from his trip to Maryland? Well, look what he brought back:
Only problem is that it is a plastic crab! Even worse, he did not get it — a friend who reads my blog gave it to him for me! So it wasn’t his idea to begin with.
Anybody got a good April Fool’s, uh, “prank” I can play on him?
Heehee! I’m getting caught up after the bite and the vacation and everything!
Some good payback suggestions there! And not even his idea, eh? The nerve! Had you known, you could have just haughtily informed him that that is NOT Callinectes sapidus, the Maryland crab, and stalked away! ;-D
Fake crab makes for one crabby cat. Send the boyfriend to Maine for lobster…
Oh, if looks could kill…
Wow – he needs a good prank, I’m not sure what but I bet you think of something!
Thx for stopping by yesterday!
My cousin had one of those things when I lived with her years ago and we had more fun with it. I was put in many beds, given as a gift a few times and always returned somehow, and one time at a party, taped him under the toilet lid. Believe me, more than one person came flying out of that room. lolol Good luck!!
A good April Fools prank would have to involve shoes. I’ll let you figure out the rest.
Hrmph. What a mean trick! a FAKE crab? As if! We can be bought, oh yes we can, but not for a FAKE CRAB!
Hi Sparkle, mum says not to worry on the flowers. The pink flowers are Alstroemeria not Star Gazer Lilies. She loves the Star Gazer lilies too. No chance she will bring them home.
Sparkle
I am not sure who has the most crabilated look on their face — you or the crab!
MOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We can’t beat Huffle’s suggestion.
We LOVE your expression in that last photo…Your dirty looks remind us of our “angel” Annie. Ha.
That wasn’t very nice of him Sparkle! Maybe a guitar case could become a litter box once or twice!
Hey, mebbe ya can heat it up an put it on his dinner plate!
I think you should just adopt it and name it after him!
Well, it was nice of his friend to think of you and a real crab would have been stinky in his suitcase.
Yup, the crab in bed idea gets my vote too.
Maybe your female human would go and get you a can of crabmeat all for yourself, as a consolation.
OMC! You has to gets him back for dat, dat is just not funny at all! You has da purrfect facial expressions my furriend. I finks you should boot him out MOL.
*nosetap*
If they really liked you they’d have sent you a REAL crab. To eat…
Sparkle, there is really nothing funnier to us than your ‘not amused’ face!! hahahah!!!
In our house we like to put toys in the people shoes- our human can walk around half the day not realizing that the weird feeling in the shoe is a pom-pom (PS all pom-poms belong to Lola cat!)
Build a trebuchet and launch the crab on him in the shower. That’s what we would do.
A little crabilated, are we?
Me would put the crab in his bed!!!
That would be a good joke!
Kisses
Nellie
Uh, this is just wrong. It might be ok if there was nip in that crab, but this is preposterous!
–JB
We think a well-placed hairball should teach him a lesson.
Wow! Look at your ears in those fotos! You are not happy.
Luf, Us
Oh my Ceiling Cat! This deserves something badddd.
We think you should a poopie in his shoe.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Sparkle..how dare he try to fool you!!!
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Sparkle, I can tell you’re angry. That face looks quite cranky in these pics!
He just doesn’t get it, does he? Huffle has a good idea!!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Sparkle, shoot that look toward the the boyfriend. That’ll show him he better not mess with the kitty with some pflim pflam plastic–either bring home the real eats or a diamond collar…..or..well, both!
Noir
That definately calls for some serious crabby looks!
Well that really stinks, Sparkle…put that crab in his bed when he’s sleeping.
Good idea to put the crab in the bed with that bad jokester. Sorry you didn’t get a real crab but then it might have bitten you. Take care.
sneak the fake crab in his bed right down where his feet will be. He won’t see it, but he sure will feel it.
Vomit in his shoes.
Happy April Fool’s Day. I know you’ll think of something to pull on him. He better be careful.
pawhugs, Max
You need to get your own back, Sparkle. BIG TIME!!!!!
Seem like I’m the first who got it..blarr !!!
Happy April Fool Day
Sparkle, your face in the last photo says it all. Remind me to always woo you with real crab…