Usually I’m on the set modeling something pretty for you guys. But today, I’ve pulled out some losers from my wardrobe! They are all wrong for a variety of reasons, which I’ll get to as I put them on. So let’s get started.
This dress would actually be pretty… if it were two sizes larger! Granted, it’s one of my first dresses, and I was still a kitten when my human picked it up for me. But even then, it was too small on me. Now it’s just ridiculous.
My human loves New Mexico style design, so the fabric of this dress caught her attention. It didn’t occur to her that it would look like a gunny sack on me.
And this neckline! Maybe it is supposed to be off-the shoulder. The only problem is cats don’t have shoulders.
Lastly, here is something that might look nice on another kitty, but it just doesn’t suit me. The colors are nice, but t-shirts just aren’t my thing. I feel like I’m dressed like a toddler in this.
It even has cute flower appliqués. But it’s just not me. I’d much rather wear a dress.
So which of these fashion failures is your (least) favorite?