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Feline Fashion Failures

April 20, 2020 By: Summer Samba39 Comments

Summer models some fashion failures from her wardrobe.

Usually I’m on the set modeling something pretty for you guys. But today, I’ve pulled out some losers from my wardrobe! They are all wrong for a variety of reasons, which I’ll get to as I put them on. So let’s get started.

somali cat wearing way too small dress

This dress would actually be pretty… if it were two sizes larger! Granted, it’s one of my first dresses, and I was still a kitten when my human picked it up for me. But even then, it was too small on me. Now it’s just ridiculous.

somali cat wearing poorly cut dress with new mexico style design fabric

My human loves New Mexico style design, so the fabric of this dress caught her attention. It didn’t occur to her that it would look like a gunny sack on me.

somali cat posing in off the shoulder dress - with no shoulders

And this neckline! Maybe it is supposed to be off-the shoulder. The only problem is cats don’t have shoulders.

somali cat in pink t-shirt

Lastly, here is something that might look nice on another kitty, but it just doesn’t suit me. The colors are nice, but t-shirts just aren’t my thing. I feel like I’m dressed like a toddler in this.

somali cat showing t-shirt from back.

It even has cute flower appliqués. But it’s just not me. I’d much rather wear a dress.

So which of these fashion failures is your (least) favorite?

Feline Fashion Failures
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Comments

  1. Janet says

    August 25, 2023 at 3:14 pm

    Well darn, I guess both the ones I sent must have been too small and a epic fail.

    I keep looking g fir cool cloths for ya though lol

    Reply
    • Summer Samba says

      August 25, 2023 at 7:59 pm

      I did model them! Or at least the one I could put on: https://www.sparklecat.com/weird-cat-videos/my-new-too-small-dress

      Reply
      • Janet says

        August 29, 2023 at 11:58 pm

        Oh I missed it. Was the 2nd one too small as well? Darn that Petco!

        Reply
  2. CATHERINE lingg says

    October 13, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    My least is the Mexico style whatever it is. Your beauty is too hidden. I don’t hate the first one. I get its too small but still very cute

    Reply
  3. Paulette says

    June 8, 2020 at 8:54 am

    Summer you are beautiful. However, your closet needs cleaning. All of these are nice just not on you. There must be somewhere these can be donated. Maybe to one of those naked kitty places. They need clothes. You need excellent clothes. Tell your human how much fun she’s going to have shopping with you.

    Reply
  4. Selina says

    April 26, 2020 at 9:08 am

    Ya can’t win ‘em all, kiddo! Lucky for us, you are WAY more ON fashion than you are off!

    Purrz!
    Selina

    Reply
  5. LESLEY CASTLE says

    April 25, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    You are ready for the warm weather Summer!

    Reply
  6. meowmeowmans says

    April 21, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    That was fun, Summer. The off the (NO) shoulders one made us MOL.

    Reply
  7. Charles Huss says

    April 21, 2020 at 5:21 am

    It’s like I tell my wife, you look good no matter what you are wearing.

    Reply
  8. Teddy says

    April 21, 2020 at 4:12 am

    Some of those smaller dresses look more like t-shirts!! I have to admit that even though you don’t have shoulders (who does?!?!) that photo from the front of you with the ruffle/New Mexico motif dress is CUTE!

    Hugs, Teddy

    Reply
  9. speedyrabbit says

    April 21, 2020 at 1:28 am

    Hmm nah most definitely not for you,but you’re still gorgeous,xx Speedy

    Reply
  10. The Island Cats says

    April 20, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    Well, even the best models have fashion faux pas…or should that be fashion faux paws???

    Reply
  11. BellaDharma an LadyMew says

    April 20, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    Mew mew mew yore rite Summer these are not THE bestest clothing you has. Numburr 3 iss toetallee not you! And numburr 1 wuud bee nice if it fitted you. Now wee msut say wee DO like numburr 2 an do not think it lookss like a gunny sack…mind you mee not know what that iss…
    Mee thinkss numburr 2 iss purrty!!
    **purrss** BellaDharma

    Reply
  12. Julie says

    April 20, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    I actually liked them all but the extra small dress was very cute!

    Reply
  13. Catherine lin89gg says

    April 20, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    You always look amazing Summer

    Reply
  14. LESLEY CASTLE says

    April 20, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    I like the Southwest pattern <3

    Reply
  15. hanna says

    April 20, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    You need a wardrobe mistress – some of these should be donated to up and coming divas!!!!

    Reply
  16. Melissa & Mudpie says

    April 20, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    They all made me smile, Summer! The first dress makes me think of a skirt so short it barely covers your you-know-what!

    Reply
  17. Cathy Keisha says

    April 20, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    You’re right. They look pretty on the hangers … and should stay there. That first one looks like all TW’s clothes look on her one month into quarantine. This post made her hysterical for some reason, especially the gunny sack.

    Reply
  18. DIRISHA says

    April 20, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    Well your right shirts are just not YOU Summer

    Reply
  19. Ellen Pilch says

    April 20, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    I think you look great in both, especially the dress.

    Reply
  20. Memories of Eric and Flynn says

    April 20, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    I agree that none of them look very good on you, but you do improve them.

    Reply
  21. The Swiss Cats says

    April 20, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    The first one is pretty, but we agree, you need one or two sizes bigger ! Purrs

    Reply
  22. Margaret Elmendorf says

    April 20, 2020 at 11:38 am

    Well we like the New Mexico one. It doesn’t look too off the shoulders. Well done Summer.

    Reply
  23. The Poupounette Gang says

    April 20, 2020 at 11:35 am

    eE actually rather like the T-Shirt, Summer, especially the last pic!

    Purrs,
    Tama and Genji

    Reply
  24. CRAIG S. C. OKAJIMA says

    April 20, 2020 at 11:24 am

    Nothing, “doesn’t look good” on such a pretty cat!!

    Reply
  25. Catscue Catmom says

    April 20, 2020 at 11:12 am

    You are too pretty, despite the wardrobe issues, the one I like least is the off the shoulder.

    Reply
  26. Cecilia Upchurch says

    April 20, 2020 at 10:02 am

    Summer this was a funny line:
    And this neckline! Maybe it is supposed to be off-the shoulder. The only problem is cats don’t have shoulders.
    I giggled, as I thought of all the crazypants dresses some of the news anchors are wearing…that one time would have been evening wear. Of the shoulders, with shoulders but with cutouts in the upper arm and bell bottom sleeves.
    What a nuisance they must be.
    Hugs cecilia

    Reply
  27. Tamago says

    April 20, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Aww those outfits may not work for you, but you are always beautiful, no matter what 🙂

    Reply
  28. Lola The Rescued Cat says

    April 20, 2020 at 8:51 am

    Our least fave would have to be the New Mexico dress. After you explained the neckline, it makes sense! Who would think a kitty has the same fashion problems as a human?

    Reply
  29. Gidget Blue Sky says

    April 20, 2020 at 8:26 am

    the last one, looks like it shood have human baby puke on it. I like the off the shoulder one

    Reply
  30. Pat K says

    April 20, 2020 at 8:16 am

    I think the first one- the too small – is my
    least favorite. But you are right. None of
    them is YOU now. Maybe you can use the
    second one if you ever go to a Mexican festival
    situation? Otherwise – none of them is very
    good for you.

    Reply
  31. Sandi K Stefani says

    April 20, 2020 at 7:16 am

    Oh well, you always look great!

    Bodacious

    Reply
  32. Brian says

    April 20, 2020 at 6:48 am

    Well, the outfits may not be the best but you always look cute sweet Summer!

    Reply
  33. Purrjamm cats says

    April 20, 2020 at 6:18 am

    In your Mexican dress you definitely look like maybe you should be cooking up some flour tortillas for us, MOL. Now a tortilla would be a funny prop with it. Agreed, although they are not the best of dresses you certainly make them look cute. They did make us chuckle this Monday AM. Mom says, now it’s time to go into work. Thanks for the smiles and happiness. Purrs

    Reply
  34. Eastside Cats says

    April 20, 2020 at 6:02 am

    OOHHHH!!!
    A jigsaw puzzle, Summer!
    Our Sweetie is only 7 lbs; I bet one or two of your dresses would fit on her; she’s almost kitten-sized!

    Reply
  35. Katie Isabella says

    April 20, 2020 at 5:24 am

    Summer, NONE of those are for you. You were made for the more glamor or even quite tailored looking outfits. These do NOTHING for you.

    Reply
  36. LESLEY CASTLE says

    April 20, 2020 at 12:26 am

    I like the pattern on the second outfit. Too bad it is too big for you.

    Reply

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