Usually I’m on the set modeling something pretty for you guys. But today, I’ve pulled out some losers from my wardrobe! They are all wrong for a variety of reasons, which I’ll get to as I put them on. So let’s get started.
This dress would actually be pretty… if it were two sizes larger! Granted, it’s one of my first dresses, and I was still a kitten when my human picked it up for me. But even then, it was too small on me. Now it’s just ridiculous.
My human loves New Mexico style design, so the fabric of this dress caught her attention. It didn’t occur to her that it would look like a gunny sack on me.
And this neckline! Maybe it is supposed to be off-the shoulder. The only problem is cats don’t have shoulders.
Lastly, here is something that might look nice on another kitty, but it just doesn’t suit me. The colors are nice, but t-shirts just aren’t my thing. I feel like I’m dressed like a toddler in this.
It even has cute flower appliqués. But it’s just not me. I’d much rather wear a dress.
So which of these fashion failures is your (least) favorite?
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My least is the Mexico style whatever it is. Your beauty is too hidden. I don’t hate the first one. I get its too small but still very cute
Summer you are beautiful. However, your closet needs cleaning. All of these are nice just not on you. There must be somewhere these can be donated. Maybe to one of those naked kitty places. They need clothes. You need excellent clothes. Tell your human how much fun she’s going to have shopping with you.
Ya can’t win ‘em all, kiddo! Lucky for us, you are WAY more ON fashion than you are off!
Purrz!
Selina
You are ready for the warm weather Summer!
That was fun, Summer. The off the (NO) shoulders one made us MOL.
It’s like I tell my wife, you look good no matter what you are wearing.
Some of those smaller dresses look more like t-shirts!! I have to admit that even though you don’t have shoulders (who does?!?!) that photo from the front of you with the ruffle/New Mexico motif dress is CUTE!
Hugs, Teddy
Hmm nah most definitely not for you,but you’re still gorgeous,xx Speedy
Well, even the best models have fashion faux pas…or should that be fashion faux paws???
Mew mew mew yore rite Summer these are not THE bestest clothing you has. Numburr 3 iss toetallee not you! And numburr 1 wuud bee nice if it fitted you. Now wee msut say wee DO like numburr 2 an do not think it lookss like a gunny sack…mind you mee not know what that iss…
Mee thinkss numburr 2 iss purrty!!
**purrss** BellaDharma
I actually liked them all but the extra small dress was very cute!
You always look amazing Summer
I like the Southwest pattern <3
You need a wardrobe mistress – some of these should be donated to up and coming divas!!!!
They all made me smile, Summer! The first dress makes me think of a skirt so short it barely covers your you-know-what!
You’re right. They look pretty on the hangers … and should stay there. That first one looks like all TW’s clothes look on her one month into quarantine. This post made her hysterical for some reason, especially the gunny sack.
Well your right shirts are just not YOU Summer
I think you look great in both, especially the dress.
I agree that none of them look very good on you, but you do improve them.
The first one is pretty, but we agree, you need one or two sizes bigger ! Purrs
Well we like the New Mexico one. It doesn’t look too off the shoulders. Well done Summer.
eE actually rather like the T-Shirt, Summer, especially the last pic!
Purrs,
Tama and Genji
Nothing, “doesn’t look good” on such a pretty cat!!
You are too pretty, despite the wardrobe issues, the one I like least is the off the shoulder.
Summer this was a funny line:
And this neckline! Maybe it is supposed to be off-the shoulder. The only problem is cats don’t have shoulders.
I giggled, as I thought of all the crazypants dresses some of the news anchors are wearing…that one time would have been evening wear. Of the shoulders, with shoulders but with cutouts in the upper arm and bell bottom sleeves.
What a nuisance they must be.
Hugs cecilia
Aww those outfits may not work for you, but you are always beautiful, no matter what 🙂
Our least fave would have to be the New Mexico dress. After you explained the neckline, it makes sense! Who would think a kitty has the same fashion problems as a human?
the last one, looks like it shood have human baby puke on it. I like the off the shoulder one
I think the first one- the too small – is my
least favorite. But you are right. None of
them is YOU now. Maybe you can use the
second one if you ever go to a Mexican festival
situation? Otherwise – none of them is very
good for you.
Oh well, you always look great!
Bodacious
Well, the outfits may not be the best but you always look cute sweet Summer!
In your Mexican dress you definitely look like maybe you should be cooking up some flour tortillas for us, MOL. Now a tortilla would be a funny prop with it. Agreed, although they are not the best of dresses you certainly make them look cute. They did make us chuckle this Monday AM. Mom says, now it’s time to go into work. Thanks for the smiles and happiness. Purrs
OOHHHH!!!
A jigsaw puzzle, Summer!
Our Sweetie is only 7 lbs; I bet one or two of your dresses would fit on her; she’s almost kitten-sized!
Summer, NONE of those are for you. You were made for the more glamor or even quite tailored looking outfits. These do NOTHING for you.
I like the pattern on the second outfit. Too bad it is too big for you.