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You are here: Home / Diary / Diary – February 2008

Diary – February 2008

March 4, 2008 By: Sparkle Catcomment

Not Feeling the Love

My Supermodel pose

The battle for the cat bed (that I’m not participating in) is still raging.

So far it's a stalemate

Now this fight to claim new office space is spreading out onto the desk. Binga thinks she should be allowed to hang out in one of the bottom drawers.

Maybe my human will shut the drawer and throw away the key

Meanwhile, my human has graciously offered to feed me in one of the middle drawers while she is working.

Although, unlike her, I refuse to eat and work at the same time

So I'll just rifle through them for cat toysShe told me not to get too comfortable with this routine because she will eventually be filling up this drawer, and the rest of them, with stuff. But I think this set-up will last for a while. I mean, the old desk is still sitting at the far end of the living room weeks and weeks after it was ejected from the office. And those drawers haven’t been emptied yet.

Would YOU want to be seen with these?My human apparently has better things to do than organize her office. Like the whole dumb Valentine’s Day thing that happens this time every year. She went out and bought her boyfriend ridiculous pieces of junk that she deemed festive. And they were supposed to be from us cats and the dog. Notice how none of us actually wanted to pose with these things.

She also found a card that was supposed to be from Binga. She even made her sign it.

Fortunately, I do not give him cards

Binga gets away with murder around here. Then she puts on that cute and innocent act that fools no one.

About as angelic as a hound from hell

I really dislike Valentine’s Day, as you can tell. There is nothing in it for us cats. My human’s boyfriend came home with a box of dark chocolate squares, and my human woke me up and forced me to pose with it.

I don't even eat chocolate!

Then she tried to make things better by offering me a Valentine’s Day-themed cat toy.

Cats will understand why this thing is useless

It was lame.

It didn't even smell good Not sure if I should yawn or scream

Even Binga didn’t want to pose with it, much less play with it.

That's what she gets for being popular

But something kind of cool happened. We got this plastic box, and I didn’t know what to make of it at first. Then I realized that it was a kitty toy chest. So my human now has a place to put our toys so they won’t get lost.

A designer Hello Kitty toy chest of course That is, if we don't lose them while playing with them first

I hope she buries that Valentine’s Day cat toy at the bottom and we never have to see it again.

That's where all the bad toys go

Unfortunately her clothes do not match my fur Not long after that, my human left town for a few days. She said it was a “writer’s conference.” I was kind of annoyed that I wasn’t invited — I am the one with the award-winning book, after all. Besides, when I’m left in the care of her boyfriend, he forgets to check up on me during dinner sometimes and lets Binga steal my food. But in spite of all my best efforts to blend in with her clothing, I did not get to stow away to the conference. Darn!

»March 2008

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