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You are here: Home / Diary / Diary – February 2005

Diary – February 2005

March 3, 2005 By: Sparkle Catcomment

Another Dumb Valentine’s Day

Poised for action

My human's stupid backpackYou know what I really hate? When my human goes running around to “events” instead of staying home and playing with me. She and her boyfriend spent almost a whole week at some ridiculous workshop. Then a couple weeks later she spent three days at something called the Fit Expo. She thinks it’s fun to go off to all these things. I think it’s bogus.

The really annoying part is one day she came home with a backpack on wheels. She said it makes running around and doing things a lot easier. Like I care.

The one cool thing about this backpack, though, is that it comes equipped with a cat toy!

It looks like a lot of fun

At least I thought it was a cat toy. But when me and Binga tried to play with it, she told us we weren’t allowed. That made no sense whatsoever.

How about if I touch it just a little Binga doesn't even bother asking permission

She gets excited over the dumbest thingsNot that anything humans do makes any sense anyhow. Like the Valentine’s Day thing. This is the third Valentine’s Day I’ve experienced and I’m still don’t think much of them, even though this one was a little better than the other two. My human was all delighted because she got her boyfriend a stupid little pop that lights up and an even stupider bubble pen.

I was so not impressed. Her boyfriend must really think she’s an idiot.

What ARE these things anyway? I really wonder about her

Her boyfriend gave her a bunch of roses.

His gifts are way better

We liked the roses. Binga especially liked the cellophane they came in.

We can actually have some fun with this

Then my human told her to stop chewing on it, which made her sulk.

As if she hasn't heard the word NO before

The good part about this particular Valentine’s Day is that for once my human included us cats in it. We got these really cool heart shaped salmon treats.

They're yummy! I could eat the whole bag

Unfortunately my human made me sit up and beg for them before she would let me have even one. That kind of spoiled it for me.

Why must she humiliate me like this?

But she couldn’t spoil the other cool gift, even if she did leave the cheap price tag on — a pair of Valentine catnip mice!

Doesn't she know it's bad manners to leave on the price tag?

I had loads of fun chasing them all over her office and trying to catch them from behind the door.

The chase has just begun - Valentine mice, prepare to die! These things are highly killable
 

You can't hide from me!

Unfortunately, I lost them somewhere where I can’t reach, so they are both gone now.

But that wasn’t all — we got a fresh container of cat grass. Note the Styrofoam bowl — that’s so my human can water it from below. She says it makes it last longer. Boodie was thrilled. Grass is one of her favorite things.

Valentines pet grass And it's also one of her favorite things to throw up

That night, my human’s boyfriend made her a salmon dinner, with real salmon, not salmon treats. It smelled really good. But we didn’t get any. The humans sat there and ate their whole dinner and didn’t offer us one little bit. Their rudeness never ceases to amaze us!

They must have learned their lack of manners from you-know-who

»March 2005

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