Imagine a cheese cracker… completely made of cheese! That’s what these are, and my human loves them. She saw them at Whole Foods the other day, after not seeing them there for a long time. They were not cheap, but she thought she deserved a treat.
So why are they sitting on the kitchen floor next to the trash can?
Binga might be pretending she knows nothing about this sorry state of affairs, but she is definitely the one who jumped on the counter and stole the almost totally full container of cheese crisps and spread them all over the kitchen!
There were crisps by the kitchen sink.
There were crisps peeking out from near the refrigerator. My human had to throw out the whole container because she figured Binga had probably licked them all. And she had only eaten one before they were stolen! And it was the broken end crisp at that.
Do you think Binga was sorry?
Of course not.
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Come on! It’s cheese! In a cracker! Of course it was too much temptation for cool cat Binga. Rock on girl! Buen provecho
Stealing is part of fun even if we don’t eat what we steal. Often Django and Jazz (the big red dog that lives with us) work as partners in crime. Django knocks food off the counter and then they work together to open the packages. Today it was a package of expensive freeze dried lamb treats. Go Binga!!
Kitty kisses, Bodacious
If it makes your human feel better, I came home last night to find cat puke on the bed. So I stripped (including the mattress cover and cleaning the mattress) and remade the bed. A few hours later I went to go bed – Contiki had done it again! 2 sets of sheets, 2 quilts and a mattress cover all need to be washed because he was a piggy cat and ate too much!
The “so what?” look on Binga’s face is why we adore our kitties!
We think she is innocent! Whispers, “Did they taste good Binga?”
Binga – you are my hero! I hope to one day achieve your level of badness!
FaRADaY: Binga – RIGHT ON! You were totally ROCKIN’ those cheese crisps!!! (after all, she bought them for YOU, right…?)
Did you mom threw them away ??!!
That would NEVER my mom do
Teri loves those expensive crisps, too! But we think they would be marketable as cat crackers, too and your post proves that!
Binga doesn’t even look like the concept of guilt exists. Its adding insult to injury when they don’t eat what they’e stolen! Our food thief is MMM, its probably in those tortie genes. Nothing can be left on the counter, worse yet, she taught Oui Oui to jump up too.
Binga, what a naughty kitty. You should have gotten Sparkle and Boodie to help you eat the evidence. Our mom probably would have tried to salvage any that were still in the packaged, licked or not. Hope she decides to treat herself again but hide these delicious human noms from Binga. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo 🙄
binga – lucy and I think you were framed…
okay, maybe just lucy thinks that way!
I hate to admit it but I did something similar once with some fresh baked pita bread. My human was not amused. I told her it was an opportunity to practice centering herself. Meow and Namaste! ~ Pippy the Feline Yogini
molol! ok, Binga is Minnie’s new heroine 😀
our mom proly would have eaten them anyway…well, come to think of it, she cut off the bread that Minnie had tasted…so maybe not…
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
binga???? look at that face! so innocent, can’t do anything bad or wrong now.
Binga, you might be in the doghouse (so to speak) but you won’t be there long. Jan would give anything to have our naughty tortie Cotton back, so we know your human will forgive you.
Oh Binga..your human lady deserves something for herself cause she takes good care of you three..tisk..tisk 👿