When I was outside doing sit-up practice the other day, I didn’t even tell you what I found!
It was horrifying!
Somebody murdered a birdie right in my front yard! There was nothing left but feathers. I couldn’t believe it. I thought you were just supposed to look at birdies, because that’s what I do when I’m outside. But some nefarious critter killed one of them instead. My human thinks it was a dove, judging from the couple of longer feathers that were left.
I decided I was going to investigate! It is kind of scary when there is a killer on the loose, but I felt like I was up to the job.
Right away, I started sniffing around for evidence.
My investigation resulted in a whole list of suspects, from the bobcat my human saw the other day to the mean cat who lives across the street and who used to pester Binga through the window. Any number of cats and other critters could have been the cold-blooded killer.
It may take a while to bring the perp to justice. In the meantime, my human said I needed to come inside and to stay away from those birdie feathers.