I knew the day would come, when my human came home with an outfit that befits royalty.
I guess I can’t be crowned without witnessnes, right?
…or a potential usurper.
I promise to rule benevolently, and make sure everyone is treated fairly!
Hmmm… shouldn’t being treated fairly include me?
This has gone on for too long — at least two minutes! I am ready to give up my crown.
Now she can deal with everyone’s complaints.