Actually, it was my human who won a contest! And the prize arrived on our doorstep while she was running around at Cinecon.
One of the human bloggers she knows, Tracy from Crazy Suburban Mom, had a contest and the prize was a “huge, fancy deluxe” (my human’s words) Cuisinart food processor. So she entered… and she won! It was a miracle. She rarely enters contests, and she wins them even less (which makes sense if you do the math). Binga could not wait for her to open the box.
My human was right… it is huge and fancy. I guess it’s deluxe too, although I don’t know much about food processors. Food processors aren’t Cat Things.
Apparently my human agrees about food processors not being Cat Things because I didn’t get to see a whole bunch of the fancy stuff, mainly the blades. She said they were dangerous and hid them from us cats immediately. I was thinking that maybe she might use this machine for something useful, like making homemade cat food, but the very first recipe she started looking at was for eggplant parmesan (the ingredients can be made completely via this food processor). Ick! Humans and their weird food preferences.
But just when I thought this food processor was the boringest human prize ever, I realized that I did get a prize out of the deal too! A huge, fancy deluxe box! It rules! Thanks Tracy — you rock!