I was really excited when my Christmas cards arrived! I couldn’t wait to send them out to all my pals!
But then I realized that my human had made a terrible mistake! She ordered one box of 10 cards. Just ten cards? What was she thinking?
So that has kind of limited the number of cards I can send out this year. If you get one from me, consider yourself lucky. Now excuse me while I go think up a suitable punishment for my human.