Even though I’ve been out back a few times, I don’t remember the last time I looked in on my nip garden! With all the rain we had, I bet it is totally overgrown and there is a bunch! Let’s go see.
Wait, a whole bunch of it is missing! It’s like 75% bare. The gardener must have cleared out a bunch. That’s not right! I wonder if he stole it.
I know it is rude to accuse someone of stealing, but it is also rude to take away somebody’s catnip.
It still smells amazing. In fact, I think this is the best it’s turned out in all the seasons it has been growing out here. Maybe the plants needed to mature.
Even though the garden is looking pretty skimpy right now, my human still nipped off a sprig for me.
I figured I might as well enjoy it.
Wait, where did it go? That is really potent catnip!