My human went away for a couple of days. I hate when she does that because her boyfriend is never very good at feeding us. He’s late and he forgets to watch Binga, who’s always trying to steal my dinner. I guess she felt guilty this time because when she returned she brought a cat toy with her.
It wasn’t exactly the best cat toy I’ve ever seen, but I played with it anyway.
Unfortunately I didn’t get to play with it for very long because Binga chased me away so she could play with it herself. Sort of like she does with my dinner.
Naturally she broke it.
And as if that wasn’t enough, Boodie got her paws on it too and ruined it even more.
My human was gone for two days and she gave me a toy that lasted ten minutes. If you ask me, the math does not add up.