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You are here: Home / Diary / Cat Rules: The Penalty

Cat Rules: The Penalty

February 7, 2013 By: Sparkle Cat43 Comments

Many humans have wondered what sort of penalties they get if they break a Cat Rule. I must caution them that the penalties are almost always very serious! In fact, the great majority of Cat Rules are punishable by the Death Penalty!

Trust me, you do not want to see this!

As in “You are dead to me now.” Be forewarned.

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  1. Dash Kittem says

    February 11, 2013 at 12:56 am

    Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned…. Miss Sparkle your hauteur speaks volumes!!

    Reply
  2. Penelope says

    February 9, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    Ah! The back of disrespect! Unfortunately, THAT does not workmat my house, however the shredding of the recliner does!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  3. Savannah NanaMo says

    February 9, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    sometimes the back of disrespect is our last resource. The humans seem to understand that…and you do it ever so well Sparkly, nice!

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  4. Maxwell, Faraday & Allie says

    February 8, 2013 at 5:58 pm

    FaRADaY: *serious look* oh I was SURE mommy was going to get that from Maxwell – yes you heard that right – SWEET Maxwell. He growled and hissed – for THE. VERY. FIRST. TIME. EVAH! Ever in his lifetime.

    He went to the V-E-T to get his teeth cleaned this AM. And she didn’t handle it well and he got spooked. Then she spent the rest of the day eaten up with guilt. She was CERTAIN she’d be dead to him when he got back.

    She woulda been if it had been ME.

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  5. Cathy Keisha says

    February 8, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    The back of disrespect! TW gets that a lot.

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  6. Rachael Henzman says

    February 8, 2013 at 1:19 am

    This is so true!

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  7. FuzzMother says

    February 7, 2013 at 11:33 pm

    Humans! You have to keep them in their place or civilization as we know it will cease to exist. What a gorgeous tail, Sparkle–we Somalis really have it in the ‘tocks department!

    Don’t be too hard on your Mom, though, ‘cuz she commands the can opener. I would grant her a pardon around dinner time, or earlier, if you want treats.

    Serafina and Arya

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  8. Spitty the Kitty says

    February 7, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    My Human has broken SO many rules in the past three days it’s shocking! She has been dead to me since Tuesday.

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  9. The Island Cats says

    February 7, 2013 at 6:43 pm

    We think your human will get the message, Sparkle.

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  10. BeadedTail says

    February 7, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Whoa! We can tell you mean it too Sparkle!

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  11. Maggie from Stillness at Cherith says

    February 7, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    Goodness, we are only feeble humans. Show a smidgen of mercy for us!

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  12. Abby says

    February 7, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    uh oh Sparkle the death penalty?
    What happened?

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  13. Emma and Buster says

    February 7, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    what did your human do? or was it the boyfriend you are bummed out with?

    scritches.

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  14. CATachresis says

    February 7, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    Ah! The Rump of Reproach! Know it well!

    Reply
  15. Layla Morgan Wilde says

    February 7, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    Uh oh, Sparkle rules with an iron paw in a velvet glove.

    Reply
  16. Toby & Leia says

    February 7, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    Oh, that is a very severe penalty indeed. Hoomins be warned!

    Reply
  17. Derby and Ducky says

    February 7, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    Yep, show them your ‘tocks. Kill ’em dead.

    Reply
  18. MaxtheQuiltCat says

    February 7, 2013 at 11:11 am

    What rule did your mom break to get to look at the backside of you.

    Have a great day.

    Hugs, Max, Bugsy, and Knuckles

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  19. Famous SpokesGoat Pricilla says

    February 7, 2013 at 11:06 am

    Not as powerful as a good butt, but it has a certain je ne sais quois.

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  20. Baby Tali says

    February 7, 2013 at 10:49 am

    Oh yeah..My human bean mom says it is “You are dead to me until supper time”..MOL

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  21. Baby Tali says

    February 7, 2013 at 10:45 am

    Yeah Sparkle..my human bean mom gets this a lot from my Grandma Pudgy kitty..she says Grandma Pudgy is full of cattitude..mol..

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  22. Andrea and the Celestial Kitties says

    February 7, 2013 at 10:45 am

    Yowch! That’s some serious back of disrespect!

    Reply
  23. Shaggy and Scout says

    February 7, 2013 at 10:43 am

    Nothing speaks more eloquently than a kitties backside.

    Reply
  24. Marilia says

    February 7, 2013 at 10:06 am

    Perfect!

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  25. Madi and Mom says

    February 7, 2013 at 9:51 am

    AND Sparkle the thing about cat rules is they are subject to change w/o warning and the 2 leggers MUST be ready to accommodate the changes. I’ve lost count on the number of demerits I’ve handed out over the years.
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  26. Random Felines says

    February 7, 2013 at 8:57 am

    oh no – the back of disdain…..we give that to mom too sometimes. we didn’t realize it was a death penalty thing though 🙂

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  27. Connie of TFKblog says

    February 7, 2013 at 8:50 am

    Death Penalty at least until dinner time right?

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  28. Glogirly & Katie says

    February 7, 2013 at 8:32 am

    I usually give them my owl ears first, just for effect…then I turn away.
    ; ) Katie

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  29. Marg says

    February 7, 2013 at 8:22 am

    Uh Oh. Sparkle is on the warpath. Better be careful Mom. Looks like she means business. Be careful. Take care.

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  30. caren gittleman says

    February 7, 2013 at 8:22 am

    hehehe!! I used that one this morning when Mom tried to give me medicine and she dropped stuff that made a really loud noise and she scared me! I took off and it took her hours to be able to give me meds again. Love, cody

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  31. Selina says

    February 7, 2013 at 8:19 am

    BTW you have a SERIOUSLY beautiful tail, Sparkle.

    BONKS (again)
    Selina

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  32. Selina says

    February 7, 2013 at 8:19 am

    I vote for “backside of disrespect”! What a brilliant phrase!

    BONKS!
    Selina

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  33. Texas says

    February 7, 2013 at 8:17 am

    I am going to put this post as a wallpaper on my human’s laptop!
    Purrs

    Reply
  34. Catherine says

    February 7, 2013 at 8:11 am

    Figaro institutes this penalty … often while using me as a bed/chair.

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  35. Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) says

    February 7, 2013 at 8:01 am

    Actually Sparkle, I have to disagree. This penalty must not be too severe as I sentence Mommie to it at twice a day and she just keeps on ticking….

    Reply
  36. The Kitties of Purring Pines says

    February 7, 2013 at 7:26 am

    What did mommy do now?!? We see your ears listening to her every move.

    Reply
  37. Grace says

    February 7, 2013 at 7:00 am

    I know all about that penalty – thing is – I notice the little ear twtiches – I know the kitties are listening even when they are pretending not to “La la la – I can’t hear you” Oh yes they can…

    Reply
  38. Fuzzy Tales says

    February 7, 2013 at 4:25 am

    LOL! Thanks for this…”Angel” Annie was very, very good at that. 🙂

    Reply
  39. Brian says

    February 7, 2013 at 2:56 am

    Some humans learn a lot slower than others!!!

    Reply
  40. The Poupounette Gang says

    February 7, 2013 at 1:59 am

    Harsh! Very harsh!

    Reply
  41. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal says

    February 7, 2013 at 1:18 am

    Me too think´s it´s look like backside of disrespect 😀
    XOXO

    Reply
  42. Hannah and Lucy says

    February 7, 2013 at 1:12 am

    It looks as if your Mom has broken a rule already today Sparkle!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  43. Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) says

    February 7, 2013 at 12:44 am

    It looks more like the backside of disrespect… MOL!

    Reply

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