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You are here: Home / Diary / The Cat Who Destroyed Stonehenge

The Cat Who Destroyed Stonehenge

November 23, 2009 By: Sparkle Cat3 Comments

A friend of my human’s went to some place in England I’ve never heard of called Stonehenge. She told him to bring her back something, so he did:

What? They don't have anything good at Stonehenge... like chicken?

I really don’t understand what’s so special about Stonehenge if anyone can just build it themselves. Seems pretty dumb to travel across a whole ocean to see it.

I feel gypped having had to walk across the room to see it

Anyhow, my human immediately got down to business and put together her own personal Stonehenge. At first she set it by the doors to the backyard so the rays of sunrise and sunset would hit it just the right way. Actually, she had no idea what she was doing.

She swears it looks just like the real thing. She needs to have her eyes examined.

Whatever. Binga tried to eat the Heelstone. My human had to fish it out of her mouth.

Somebody needs to tell that cat that the world is not a cat treat.

She got really huffy about this. Binga, after all, is over 3 years old, so she should have known better.

I don't know what made her think Binga was going to read the label.

In the end, my human thought it would be a better idea to set up Stonehenge in the bay window of her office, even if the window does face the wrong way and it doesn’t get any direct sunlight at all.

Not only that, it's right on the spot where I sit and watch birds.

I had to agree with Binga — the Heelstone was the most interesting part. I couldn’t resist touching it.

Just doing a little archeological study here...

Unfortunately the whole thing started falling apart. I don’t know how these Stonehenges get to be 5,000 years old. They seem like pretty fragile things.

How cheap!

The big Stonehenge has lasted 5,000 years. This one didn't even last 5,000 seconds.

After thinking about it for a while, I’ve come to the conclusion that Stonehenge is really a cat toy, and the big one that my human’s friend visited was built as a cat toy for the Egyptian Goddess Bast. This just shows that the earth is magnetically connected in some very mysterious ways.

The REAL Stonehenge mystery? Why weren't these people home playing with their cats?

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  1. Daisy the Curly Cat says

    November 23, 2009 at 9:10 am

    We would not be able to get that toy because Harley is only a year and a half old. The instructions say you must be over 3! And that ghost on the package looks sad that he cannot play with it.

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  2. DeSavia says

    November 23, 2009 at 10:36 am

    HA!

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  3. candycat says

    March 11, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    imagne tring to put that thing in your sun spot,how dare she!

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