Look who’s here! It’s Dr. Bones. No, he does not work at any of the hospitals where I do my therapy cat work. But he swears he has a degree from somewhere important.
He’s a little on the frail side, isn’t he? I think he may have been on the Keto diet for too long. Well, I guess it is time for us to examine some patients.
Oh no! The first patient is La Suegra! I was kind of hoping I could get through October without seeing her, but no such luck.
I guess I had better get to work asking her what her symptoms are.
Oh no! She has a whole laundry list of complaints. I can’t even keep track of them.
Well, it looks like Dr. Bones has passed out! He couldn’t take listening to La Suegra anymore. Which is odd, because apparently they already knew each other from hanging out at CVS.
Somebody call ER! Dr. Bone’s ears have exploded.
Guess what? Dr. Bones and I are already on a card.