My human woke me up from a nap. She was all excited because “we got our advance!” Well, that was good news — I was wondering when I was going to see something for the new advice book I’m working on. I couldn’t wait to see it.
But I guess the joke was on me. It was nothing but a dumb piece of paper.
What am I expected to do with this? Eat it? Use it as cat litter? Why does my human think this scrap of paper is so cool? She is really dumb. I want to get hold of this publishing company and make them replace it with a cat tree immediately!
Hmmm…my human’s office is overflowing with paper! I wonder if I can trade that in too.
I think I’ve hit the jackpot!
Sparkle, I think you has to make your human trade it in for da cat tree. Dat’s how I was told it works, anyway…
Concats, and good luck!
Henry (aka Quadpawd)