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The Book Advance Gyp

September 19, 2009 By: Sparkle Cat2 Comments

My human woke me up from a nap. She was all excited because “we got our advance!” Well, that was good news — I was wondering when I was going to see something for the new advice book I’m working on. I couldn’t wait to see it.

But I guess the joke was on me. It was nothing but a dumb piece of paper.
It doesn't look tasty and I can't sharpen my claws on it

What am I expected to do with this? Eat it? Use it as cat litter? Why does my human think this scrap of paper is so cool? She is really dumb. I want to get hold of this publishing company and make them replace it with a cat tree immediately!

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  1. Sparkle says

    September 19, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Hmmm…my human’s office is overflowing with paper! I wonder if I can trade that in too.

    I think I’ve hit the jackpot!

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  2. Henry says

    September 19, 2009 at 11:41 am

    Sparkle, I think you has to make your human trade it in for da cat tree. Dat’s how I was told it works, anyway…

    Concats, and good luck!

    Henry (aka Quadpawd)

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