My human woke me up from a nap. She was all excited because “we got our advance!” Well, that was good news — I was wondering when I was going to see something for the new advice book I’m working on. I couldn’t wait to see it.
But I guess the joke was on me. It was nothing but a dumb piece of paper.
What am I expected to do with this? Eat it? Use it as cat litter? Why does my human think this scrap of paper is so cool? She is really dumb. I want to get hold of this publishing company and make them replace it with a cat tree immediately!
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